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I love this freaking site hahaI'm a 28 year old male, musician that is currently playing an ESP M107 w/ EMG 707's. I am a dedicated, and highly motivated individual, that is now at the point of NOT TAKING NO for an answer. Right now, happyness consists of 1 thing, my music. Looking to fulfill the 2nd by having the right girl, to accept me and like me for who/why/what I am. I can be cool, or I can be an ass, it's all on how you play it. Extremely lonely and board. Looking for fun.
About Me
Name Josh Jencks
Nickname Ringz, Twin Tower A, Stiltz, Loser, Asshole, ect...
Birthday April 27,1981
Age 24
Height 6' 6"
Hair Color Black
Eye Color Brown
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend No, shot him in the ass with a BB gun though!
Kissed someone who was just your friend yes
Been rejected TOO many times, (rejection)-almost my best friend!
Been in love Yep, but always shot down in flames
Used someone nope
Cheated on someone nope
Been cheated on yep
Done something you regret Yes, having to sell my RARE GMC Typhoon!!!
Do you ...
Color your hair not yet, but soon
Have tattos not yet, but soon as I decide what I want where
If so how many
Have any peircings Nope
If so how many
Have a bf/gf no, but would like one....
Like thunderstorms love 'em, the louder/brighter, the better!
Ever get off the damn computer Try not to....
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime yes, but don't
Considered being a hooker or a sex slave, yes, and often!!!
Coneidered being a pimp That would be the sun shining on the dog's ass!
Split personalities Not often,
Obsessions ESP guitars -Â especially the 7-strings, my Marshall JMP-1 preamp, Cat equipment & trucks, GMC Syclone/Typhoon
Panic all too often, about everything
Anxiety like a mother fucker!!
Depression/Considered suicid Full blown Bi-polar/psychotic depression!
Right now..
Current clothes Morbid Angel "Heretic" shirt, jeans, and boots with neon green laces
Current mood Kinda shitty, depressed, as usual
Current hair Shaved bald/Peach Fuzz
Current music Pig Destroyer, Morbid Angel, Carcass, Nile, Zao... anything devastatingly heavy and powerfull!
Current annoyance PEOPLE!!! Especially stupidity/ignorance of others.
Current perfume/cologne Axe Pheonix, Baby Powder
Current thing you should be doing looking for a job...(extra heavy sarcasm!)
Current crush - comes from my sick-ass Marshall JMP-1 Preamp
Favorite
Drink Homemade signature Anti-Freeze, alcoholic of coarse!
Color Neon Green/Saftey Green/Chartruce
Candy Sour Patch Kids
Tv Show Family Guy/Modern Marvels/Mega Machines
Movie Dead Alive/Halloween/Anything by Haley Joel Osment
Place Caterpillar dealer, local landfill/transfer station, Guitar Center
Person to talk to My bassist Mike, or any girl that thinks I'm cute!
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King Burger King
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend Perfect Lover, as I practice abstinence!!!!!
Root Beer or Dr Pepper Dr. Pepper
Sunshine or Rain Sunshine, the rain blows!!!
Spring or Fall Spring
Winter or Summer summer
Vanilla or Chocolate Strawberry
Snowboarding or Sking Playing guitar or the drums
Lights on or Off whatever
Are you...
Understanding yes, when needed
Open Minded depends on the subject/topic
Bad Tempered Mental illnessesd can do some wierd shit sometimes!
Happy That I'll be getting more power for my guitar amp!
Attractive I don't consider myself as, but everyone thinks otherwise!
Bored Easily Can be VERY EASILY!
Sad -that I have to give up my hot-rod truck for $$$$
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy For my girl to look like Brittany Daniel!!!
Eyes No preferance
Hair color blonde
Long or short hair short
Hieght Under 6 feet
Body Type thin, muscle is okay, not down with heavy hotties though!
Personality Open minded, supportive, acceptive of one's personality
Random
How would you describe yourself As a sick-ass musician, but a fucking loser in everything else
Do you have any Pets? my 3 ESP 7-strings, can't say my truck anymore!
Have any syblings? 3 sisters, 1 brother
What do you want to be when you grow up? Landfill machine operator or musician
Do you wanna get married and have kids? eventually yes, right now, got too much going on.
What is your best physical Trait? everyone says my smile.
What is the best thing about your personality? Charming, funny, smart,
What words do you overuse shmeg, gunt, fuck, cunt, mother fucker, ect...
Whats the most annoying thing about you Can be an asshole at almost ANY given time!
End this survey with a quote The degredation of one's self, is more powerful than ANYONE can bear to imagine.
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