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Joey

About Me

Well here I am, what are your other two wishes ...

Ha I did this for a laugh and apparently I look like them!


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The Hill The Hill dwellers (who are also my best mates) Ben Gallier Hockey The sun / Summer in general Fresh Cut grass Micks Monster Burgers The Beach Converse Pictures especially random ones with Mikey the best bud and photo-whore Books Shiney things Comments Skim Boarding Long walks to Waterlooville with Ollie and Red Coke to go see Robbie

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People that cant swim yet still think they can go in the deep end SEAGULLS VELVET Railway barriers when they close running for the bus and it just pulling off Bus drivers that just pull off when they see you run for the bus most techno techno techno acid-dance-crew Law Chavs that are taller than me (the small ones can be shouted at) When Shiney things have finger prints on them when Mikey smiles at me When kids get in front of me skim boarding Incorrect use of english and chav typing ie. YoUr WeLl FiT mAtE
THE END

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NAME: Joseph Paul Murray
NICKNAME: Joey, Joe, JoeFace. AGE: 17
EMPLYOMENT: Lifeguard, Party Host, Kids club leader.
EDUCATION: College
HEIGHT: 6 Foot
WEIGHT: Not too fat :P
HAIR: Dark Green
EYES: Green/Brown
LOCATION: Portsmouth
RELIGION: Agnostic
FAVORITE FOOD: Roast Dinner
FAVORITE DRINK: ORANGE LUCOZADE
FAVORITE STORE: Chidams, Havant. haha
FAVORITE SPORT: Hockey

Likes =] The sun
Creme Eggs
Driving
Gigs
Portsdown Hill
Wednesdays
Reading Things
Psychology
Sci-Fi
Chilaxing with friends
My Shift at Work
Shiny things
Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha
Emo Hearts and Stars :P
Dislikes = [ Seagulls
The Feeling of Velvet
pluralising with a z "ladz"
Incorrect english BOIZ
Chavs
Bumble-wasps
Driving under railway gates
People that cant swim and make a funny splash When people dont text back About Me:

I'd write a mahoosive about me, but im thinking Its gonna have to change LOTS from August. A levels, Uni, FINALLY 18, ARCTIC MONKEYS AT CARDIFF and READING FESTIVAL. so for now:

At the moment I live here, Portsmouth. have done for nearly 18 years, love it, its where all my mates are from.

Ihope to be moving here in September, Brighton, for uni, Criminology and psychology, cos Im cool, no I cant read your mind, and no its not like CSI.

Comment, Please
Dear Joey, I think you're amazing and everything, Marry me?

Might aswell be my Family

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Heroes:


Mikey Pratt...
is the best mate,the poser,the performer,the idol, the confidant, the telewatcher, the sex.
Ben Gallier...
the looker, the hugger, the bedsharer, the travel companion, the nutcase.
Sam LASHLEY...
the little brother, the mini-me, the hyper-making fiend, the guitarist, the cheer-up-make-me-feel good person.
Chris Connor...
the gig buddy, the taxi, the hero, the role model, the older brother, the one that taught me to lifeguard, the music influencer.
Ollie Spencer...
the clevercogs, the brain-twin, the walking-buddy, the hothead, the duplicate, the sex.
Rob[ski] Bundell...
the hero, the one from myspace, the drunkard, the weirdo, the dude that makes me laugh, the humper, the legend.
Mark Burt...
the beast, the padawan, the HOFF, the fellow lifeguard, the Manly man, the one thats going to take over the world with me.
Rachel Mills...
the Hott one, the lover, the happy one, the looker, the always-cheerful-make me smile-reason-to-go-to-work-for, the ex-casual, the girlfriend lol.
Lew Phillips...
the legend, the dude, the drunk partner, the cool one, the best quoted "every hole is a goal". [hero]
Rich Rawlings...
the man with a mission..a mission against chavs, the work companion, the lifesaver, the Rawlings, the Jesus, the only kids club worker I know to hate kids.
City Of Portsmouth U18...
National Cup Winners
Spiderman