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Junior

Not THAT Keith Richards.....

About Me

I like to destroy shit. Amplifiers, car engines, lawn furniture, public restrooms, etc.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mick Collins, Briana Banks, Ronnie Garcia (the self-styled 'King of Stoner Rock'), and that piece of shit meth dealer that broke into my pickup and stole my stereo (I know it was you asshole!)

My Blog

Skip Bayless is a fucking douche bag....

He just called Glenn Dorsey overrated. Look Skip, you fucking moron, I'm an AUBURN fan yet I will attest to the greatness and all-encompasing ass kiccking talent of one Glenn Dorsey! Does Bayless know...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:17:00 GMT

DON’T get close to Paul Kersey!

Christ almighty, this guy's a fucking angel of death! I mean seriously, wife murdered, daughter raped (in two movies) and murdered, girlfriend murdered in DW2,  NYPD Police Cheif murdered in the ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:22:00 GMT

Deadliest Catch: Hanson Brothers Rock!

Go Northwestern!
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:51:00 GMT

Plaxiclutch The Prophet!!

How many points did Mr Burress predict New England would score? And how many did they score??
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:33:00 GMT

The only downside to tonights Giants win (as sealed by a Plaxico Burress touchdown)

The miserable, washed up, coked-out members of the '72 Dolphins still have a reason to be relevant. In retrospect, I REALLY wish that the Chicago Bears would have closed the deal on that Monday Night ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:40:00 GMT

Fuck it, I d like to announce The Stooges Are Officially The Greatest Band Of All Time

 Fuck The Beatles.....Fuck The Rolling Stones (although I've been listening to them alot recently)....Go To Hell Led Zeppelin.....Please.. Give me Iggy and the goddamned misecreant Asheton Brothe...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:13:00 GMT

Nazis & Japs

Fuckin' savages. Kill 'em all! A little WWII trash talk action on Vet's Day!
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:57:00 GMT

College FB: This just in......

1) If Dennis Dixon does not win the Heisman perhaps they should throw the fucking thing in the garbage. I've seen only two quarters of his play and I am beleiver. this doesn't happen often. The last t...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:10:00 GMT

Pissing it away in "Red Stick"

"Red Stick" is the English translation of Baton Rouge, where my Tigers looked awesome for one half and the coaches then decided we didn't need to look that awesome for the second half and we ended up ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:51:00 GMT

Let the all-night curse-a-thon begin!

Jesus H. Christ people. It's Auburn. It's LSU. If you have a weak constitution and abhor violence stay away from ESPN for the next 3-and-a-half hours. Auburn-LSU is beyond "This could get ugly". Aubur...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 17:57:00 GMT