-I'm Paul.
-19 years old.
-I play guitar. I'd like to think I'm quite good at it.
I'm in a band. Check us out, unless you're not into good music.
-I go to college; nearly finished with a BTEC and making preperations for a HND course starting in September.
-I work as a barman for the ICC.
-If you don't know where that is then you shouldn't be living in Birmingham.
-All my friends and family mean the world to me, and in all honesty, I don't know what I'd do without them.
-I have a girlfriend called Kate.
I'm going to leave you with a little rant. It's about poor grammar. A few people have said that they like it, so I'm going to keep it on my MySpace forever =o
-I can't stand people who refuse to spell properly.
You know, the simple shit like the there's, to's, "ei" words. The shit that was taught to us every day since we were about 5.
We have an established language, so stop fucking murdering it.
WELCOME TO
PAUL'S PROPER
ENGLISH 101
There
-The shoe is over THERE.
-That is THEIR house.
-THEY'RE behind the counter.
To
-Let's go TO the movies!
-There are TOO many ostriches.
-There are TWO pieces of pie left.
Your
That is YOUR pizza.
YOU'RE an illiterate lesbian.
Remember, "you're" uses an apostrophe of
omission, it's actually "You Are".
Dumbass.
Laziness
HOW HARD IS IT TO ADD ONE
FUCKING LETTER?!
I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO MISS OUT
VOWELS OR JUST PARTS OF WORDS
FOR NO FUCKING REASON!
"may i hav a peece of cake" <-- WHAT
THE FUCK IS A PEECE!?!?! AND HOW
HARD IS IT TO ADD THAT EXTRA E ON
HAVE!?
PEOPLE WHO FEIGN CAPITAL LETTERS
TO LOOK SMART
IT DOESN'T WORK!
"Lets just say i am not a stereotype". (As
seen in many different forms on MULTIPLE
MySpace accounts)
.
YES YOU FUCKING ARE!!! YOU FALL
INTO THE CATEGORY OF "DAMN-NEAR
-ILLITERATE-DOUCHEBAG!"
This concludes Paul's Proper English 101.
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