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MyGen Profile Generator i believe one advantage to being small is that you are less likely to be hit on the head by low flying pigeons. i always drive too fast. the problem with politics is that politicians are far more concerned about their own image than about what is best for everyone else. i lack the inclination, not the time or the ability. i take everything in the wrong way. i take poser photos when i'm bored. i get lonely in crowded places where i don't know anyone. i get high on orange juice, but red bull makes me sleepy. i try to be strong on the outside, even when on the inside i feel anything but strong. i like to brandish forks at people, but i always ask for permission before i stab too hard. i'm frequently violent, and i don't mind if people are the same in return. i hardly ever lose at minesweeper. i always have paint on my clothes or under my fingernails. i'm a lot more confident than i used to be, and it's slowly becoming less of a facade. i can get things done quickly when i need to. i would like to think that i have done something that matters to someone. it takes a lot to offend me. i'm competitive about things that don't matter, and relaxed about things that do. there are very few people who i trust with everything. i have to learn from my own mistakes, rather than from other people's. i enjoy having philosophical discussions in the early hours of the morning. i often eat cereal at strange times of day. i hardly ever get stressed. the best nights out are the unexpected ones. i'm often impatient. i mock people a lot, but i don't mean it maliciously. i always overanalyse my personality. i may live in a tip, but at least i still know where everything is. i have little co-ordination, and have no idea about left and right. looking at the sky makes me feel at peace with the world. i'm always low on cash, but never economise. i often get deja vu. if i'm short on time i'll cut out the sleep not the socialising. one day i will have a yellow lotus elise. i can't sleep unless i'm in my own bed. sometimes i like to try and speak french. i have a good natural sense of direction. i can be very opinionated. most of the time i can forgive and forget. i'm always five minutes late. i'm not afraid to admit to my mistakes, as long as other people can do the same. i use smileys a lot. i enjoy having silly arguments. i don't enjoy real arguments. i always punctuate my texts properly. i always procrastinate. i'm only mean to people i like. i'm unique, just like everyone else - this doesn't mean i'm not special. i believe in fate. i wish i could fly. ask me about anything and i'll have an answer, but it's most likely logical bullshit. life would be so much easier if people made sense, and yet predictability is boring. i lose my voice when i've been drunk.
i like ...
spending time with my friends. drinking tea. hugs. going out. cider. listening to music loudly in my room. sleeping in the afternoon. going for walks in the dark. stars. pirates. making people smile. juice. sitting in corners. long extended pointless metaphors about chemistry. shiny and glittery things. playing bass. pancakes. photos. watching the Lion King. shoes. music i can sing along to. getting random texts/phone calls for no reason. hot chocolate. tuna and ketchup toasties. twister. being sober around drunk people. cats. fire. thunder storms. the smell after it's been raining. trying to drive. su doku. sleep. doing random research in the internet. managing to be a geek while still doing very little work. high rise buildings. rome. takeaways. grammar, and being picky about it. talking to people for hours about nothing in particular. dreams. quizzes. lie-ins. spontaneous socialising. quoting lines about jealousy from Othello. meeting new people. horoscopes. finding pictures in the clouds. brightly coloured socks. curry. random road trips. in-jokes. unusual words.
i dislike ...
cheese (unless it's melted). getting up in the morning. drizzle. maths. tidying up. boats. hypocrisy. spelling words with numbers when it's not really necessary. incorrect apostrophe useage. eating when i'm bored. reality TV and soaps (except hollyoaks). mushrooms. beer. red wine. white wine. carrying my A1 folder when it's windy. fake people, and people who pretend to be something that they're not. traffic lights. unnecessarily slow computers. the fact that most nice food is unhealthy. narrowmindedness. revising. being afraid. spiders. lifts. being self-concious. yellow. only being good at comebacks when i'm drunk. not being able to make everyone happy all the time. running out of money. wrists. losing at poker. how easy it is to waste a day doing nothing. treading in puddles and getting wet feet. losing half a pair of earrings. orange sweets. being more awake at 2am than i am at any other time of day. my stomach's hatred of curry. people who walk slowly.
random boredom reducing things ... (and a rather large gap for no apparant reason) ...
Romantic Pisces... You are regarded as the sign of
sensitivity and receptivity, and are a true
chameleon by being mutable and infinitely
complex. Your keywords are communion and
vision, and you have the capacity to go beyond
this world to the one of dreams and the spirit.
Your ruler Neptune, the planet of confusion and
chaos, gets people out of habits that imprison
them so that they question themselves and can
discover another path toward growth and
spirituality. Neptune is also the planet of
imagination and illusion, and governs the dream
world with all its many facets.
Pisces is the third of the three water signs, which
means that you are concerned with the realm of
emotion and feeling. You deal with sensitivity,
intuition, and deeper psychic aspects of life.
You are able to conduct unconscious telepathic
communication with others.
Pisces is a mutable sign. You adapt to the
exigencies of life and ingeniously melt into
circumstances like a chameleon. In your
interaction with others, you are personable and
compassionate, and successfully connect on a
deep emotional level.
Your strengths, dear Pisces, lie in your altruistic
and empathetic nature, because you feel the
urge to help people less fortunate than you.
Your sensitivity and intuition make you a true
healer. Your strong imagination and highly
evolved creativity predispose you to artistic
expression.
Your main weaknesses are that you can be
weak-willed, passive, and indecisive. Many
times, you prefer to escape reality and indulge
in your dreamworld. Chaos and confusion can be
present in you, which may frustrate your circle
of friends. At the same time, you can be
oversensitive and fragile, feeling victimized
by others.
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Pocahontas
A free spirite of sorts. My favorite Disney princess...you're so brave!
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Your wise quote is: "The best
antiques are old friends" by Unknown...
Your buds is the source of your happiness
(maybe not all but still). Even if it's just
one, a couple or a whole group they are the
ones you can't wait to see. It does not matter
if you're shy with everyone else or not, with
them you let your true spirit shine and can be
as loud as you want. They accept you, and you
love them for that.
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Your element is Fire. Like fire, you have a hot
temper and you can be warm and loving as well
and angry and wild. It all really comes down to
what you are feeling. You have a lot of close
friends who you are very protective over, and
with your temper probably some enemies too. You
are not Miss Popular in school since you are
your own person and don't want to be forced
into behaving this or that way. You are the
untamed wild horse, the kind that everyone
wants to catch. But you don't want to be tied
down for the moment and just keep going with
your little crushes. Your will is strong and if
you set your mind to do something, you will
most likely succeed. But beware, your friends
may not always accept your mood-swinging
behaviour. Even if you don't mean to be mean,
they can still feel hurt. You just need to
start thinking some things through before you
do them, and not always jump in with so much
courage. One day you may be hurt because of
that, but then again, your element isn't fire
if you start to analyse situations before you
act. After all, your nature is to shoot first
and ask the questions later.
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You scored as Rachel. Popular and stylish you're Rachel. You can be a little vain at times but your heart is in the right place.

Rachel


85%

Chandler


80%

Phoebe


75%

Ross


55%

Monica


45%

Joey


40%
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You Know You're British When....
Be very proud to be British because...
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
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Your power is: Transformation
Explanation: Unlike everyone else you
can change your body materia and transform into
anything (e.g. an animal). This can be used in
good purposes for infiltrating evil
headcuarters or adjust your physical abilities
by transforming and therefor do better in
battle. If turned to the evil side, a
transfomer could manipulate the "good
guys" by looking like their loved ones and
break them down.
As a person you are dissapointed with life. You
have not so many interests anymore and has
become depressed. Of course you can be happy,
but your happiness subsides quickly and don't
last very long. You isloate yourself from
people since you think they would only hurt
you, but some part just wants someone equal who
understands the pain. When you transform it
gives you freedom and you can be anything but
yourself. You often pity yourself but don't let
people come near and know what's going on with
you. But the thought of opening up and risking
being betrayed is too strong and intimidating
to even try.
Negative aspects: You carry much hate to
the world and yourself and in the long run this
could lead to dangerous thoughts
(suicide/cutting/killing) though the last one
is least likeable since you would probably just
have too much guilt.
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What Evanescence song are you?[many outcomes + wonderful pictures]
Your Evanescence song is: Everybody's Fool
There was a person you once knew so well and loved him/her for who she was (can be platonic love too). But then you figured out it was all a lie, the person only pretends and hides behind a mask of perfection. You are now angry that you fell for it all and are bitter towards her/him. You feel like you've been betrayed and probably won't forgive her/him anytime soon.
You don't know how you've betrayed me
and somehow you've got everybody fooled

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Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 80% Spider-Man 70% Hulk 70% Batman 65% Wonder Woman 60% Catwoman 60% Iron Man 60% Supergirl 55% Robin 50% Superman 45% The Flash 30% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"

Brown
You have brown eyes. Brown is the color of the earth. Your eyes symbolize your comforting and fostering nature. You are stable, grounding, sophisticated, considerate, conventional and orderly. People may consider you to be cozy or warm. People feel safe when they are with you. Some words to describe you: reliability, elegance, security, healing, homely, grounding, foundation, and earthly.
Take the quiz: "What Kind Of Converse Are You?"

black
You are yourself and dont try to be like anyone else. Chances are you enjoy skate boarding,rock music and stuff like that. You have a lot of friends that like you for who you are. You are the original black converse.

Your ..1 Match: INFP


The IdealistYou are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.
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Which cookie are you most like?

Chocolate Peanut Butter Chip Cookie
You enjoy the finer things in life, and you're very adventurous. This cookie is very rich, chewy and tasty, the perfect thing to satisfy your cravings for new things.

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You scored as Cute without the 'E' - Taking Back Sunday. You are "Cute without the E" by Taking Back Sunday. You have been hurt in the past and it's messed with your head quite a bit. You care about your friends more than anything in the world, and tend to have mood swings, you go from overly happy to overly depressed very quickly. You love and refuse to stop believing in the people you love - you can't let them go.
Cute without the ..re So Last Summer - Taking Back Sunday


60%

You know what they do to guys like us in prison - My Chemical Romance


55%

Home - Three Days Grace


45%

Helena - My Chemical Romance


35%

Burnout - Green Day


10%
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Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test

My Interests

listening to music. playing bass. cutlery related violence. watching TV. films. PC games. archery. karate. shopping. sleeping. dreaming. reading. writing. partaying. drinks in the pub at any time of day. architecture. dragons. cars. going to new places. meeting new people.

Music:

+44. 3 Doors Down. 30 Seconds to Mars. A. Avenged Sevenfold. AFI. Alkaline Trio. Billy Talent. Brand New. Brigade. Breaking Benjamin. Britney Spears. Bullet for My Valentine. Bullets and Octane. Don't Look Down. Funeral for a Friend. Greenday. Greenwheel. HIM. I Am Ghost. Iron Maiden. Jack's Mannequin. Kill Hannah. Killswitch Engage. Lostprophets. NOFX. Plain White T's. Queens of the Stone Age. Radford. Stabbing Westward. Sugarcult. The Offspring. Three Days Grace. The Used. Zebrahead

Movies:

The Lion King. Pulp Fiction. Lord of the Rings. Pirates of the Carribean. Devil's Advocate. Seven. The Abduction Club. Star Wars. Shrek. Elektra. The Matrix. Kiss kiss bang bang. Kill Bill I & II. Hot Fuzz. Miss Congeniality.

Television:

Top Gear. CSI. Blackadder. Friends. Stargate. The OC. House. Sex and the City. Alias. The Apprentice. Grey's Anatomy. Wife Swap. Grand Designs. Hollyoaks. Neighbours. Shipwrecked. Family Guy. American Dad. Peep Show. Two and a half men.

Books:

fantasy fiction mainly. anything involving dragons and magic and such. Mort - Terry Pratchett. The Ruby in the Smoke - Philip Pullman. The Hitch-hicker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams. Assassin's Apprentice - Robin Hobb. The French Lieutenant's Woman - John Fowles. Othello - William Shakespeare. Dragonflight - Anne McCaffrey. The Lady and the Unicorn - Tracy Chevalier

Heroes:

batman! because -
1) as in the new film he's actually a ninja, the amazingness!
2)he can fly
3)he has an awesome car
4)no one knows who he really is - he does all his good stuff in secret and is a bit mysterious
5)he's not faultless, but has human characteristics.

my favourite cadbury's minature hero is crunchie. it tastes nice :D

and, of course, Fred the Invincible Super Snail, who saves the world from dire peril, and Sid his Trusty Sidekick

My Blog

Standard.

Zachariah and I were swapping our wisdom and thoughts on the world while seated amongst some rather sharp grey rocks with our backs to the sky. "private jokes", he informed me, "are the basis of all ...
Posted by *Roofio* on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:45:00 PST

The Wisdom of Zachariah.

"oh, no!" said Zachariah. "i do like cheese. i just can't stand the way it tastes." These, being the first words Zachariah spoke in my presence (admittedly, before we were introduced, therefore m...
Posted by *Roofio* on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:19:00 PST

Monsters

"it is the green eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on." don't you just hate it when Shakespeare's right? the guy's got a lot to answer for, really. so yes, it mocks me. it doesn't particu...
Posted by *Roofio* on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:00:00 PST

Potatoes and Cheese.

"what? But potatoes don't smell like cheese!" i hear you say. well you'd better check that. some crisps sure do smell like cheese. and they're made of potato. get your facts right, eh? hyper much? no...
Posted by *Roofio* on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:31:00 PST

Various water birds.

1. The Swan i made a wonderous pirate captain yesterday. the swans were suitably afraid of the formidable plastic sword, and the jolly roger was flying high. it was most excellent. due to first mate j...
Posted by *Roofio* on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:32:00 PST

Pirates!

i like pirates. pirates go on exciting adventures using ancient maps. they spend their lives searching for glittery things. i enjoy dressing up as a pirate. i have pirate metaphors. except everyone ...
Posted by *Roofio* on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:00:00 PST

Regrets and Realisations

this has been a strange few days by anyone's standards. however, it has led me to realise a few things about myself, in a philosophical kind of way, so i think i'd better note them down in case i forg...
Posted by *Roofio* on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:37:00 PST

Llamas

this is the llama song: http://www.dumbvideos.com/thellamasong.html it is a happy song about llamas. i met a llama once when i was at white post farm. it nibbled my fingers and tried to lick my face....
Posted by *Roofio* on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 03:02:00 PST

The meeting of doom

 another issue that i have with winter is that it is always dark. not that i have a problem with the dark, it's just that it makes me feel lethargic. especially when it's dark when i get up and d...
Posted by *Roofio* on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:19:00 PST

Stars

Well, here i sit once more with my eyes glued to a screen which is most likely far too bright for my health, and will therefore turn my eyes square. i'm not quite sure how eyes turn square. perhaps th...
Posted by *Roofio* on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 02:21:00 PST