Club Kidz |
The other day I was having a shit off the top of a high rise building until my friend came up and told me there were people underneath "oh my god" I said "I'll just have to shit harder" and I forced o...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:51:00 GMT |
Buisness Of Late |
So Recently I’ve been going out late at night and just fucking people to death in the street. Umm on the whole it hasn’t been going down particularly well, firstly with the people I’...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:17:00 GMT |
Stole the Neighbours Baby and Pretended it was Mine |
I was in boots the other day stealing mascara and I saw a lot of old women gathering around a young lady further down the aisle. I thought they were eating her, so I approached with...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:05:00 GMT |
Whore Ate My Breakfast |
I walked into the kitchen the other day after running upstairs to answer the phone and found there was a big fat whore eating my breakfast. I knew she was a whore because she was wearing black lace li...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:56:00 GMT |
Am I Mad ? |
Just mad enough to murder you and leave no clue that I did it.
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 17:39:00 GMT |
Pimp'd |
This is the really pimping deal in the ghetto 2 da max qualityI don't do black music, I don't do white musicI make fight music, for high school kidsI put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires s...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:25:00 GMT |
Becky elocution |
Becky's sitting next to me, I'm going to ask her how to spell elocution
Becky - No idea
I'll ask angus
Angus - I don't know what that is ... sorry
I guess I'll have to ask the librarian
LIbrarian (in ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 09:17:00 GMT |
