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Call me The Cobra

Fucking Kung Fu Master...

About Me

My name's Isaac, I'm 26 yrs old, and I live and work in Shakopee. I work at Turtle's as a cook, kinda lame but I'm moving soon so maybe I can find another job too. Don't know where I'm goin yet, I guess I'll cover that when I get there. Just tryin to find a comfortable spot to chill, any suggestions, let me know!

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Your Birthdate: June 25, 60 million B.C.
You excel at anything difficult or high tech.
In other words, you're a total (brilliant) kung-fu master.
It's difficult for you to find people worth practicing kung-fu with.
Which is probably why you'll take over the world with your evil kung-fu robots!

Your strength: Your unfailing logic and deadly kung-fu skills

Your weakness: Kryptonite

Your power color: Black

Your power symbol: Cobra

Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

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MySpaceTV Videos: Arnolds Pizza Shop by Pete Forster
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Maybe i'll give you a pizza, or maybe i'll break off your arm!! lmao!!

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Lidell, Chuck Norris, Adrian Peterson, Christine Dolce, Kualo from Seven Swords, and Jessica Alba. Insane Ninja Man

Music:

I like alot of East Coast hip-hop, minus the gangster rap. Tool, Rage, Wookiefoot, Sublime are some of my favorite bands. Atmosphere,Korn, Manson, Rammstein, Slipknot. Pretty much anything with the exception of Linkin Park and D4L (the ones that did that stupid laffy taffy song) P.S. Tantric's song "Down And Out" won the Grammy for "Worst Song Ever Made"

Movies:

anything worth watching. seven swords, boondock saints, and the classic scarface son!! Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Office Space. I've seen alot of new movies recently so updating this is impossible right now.

Television:

weeds, just started watching it and i'm hooked. entourage, generation kill, rob & big, robot chicken, simpsons, family guy, my name is earl, junkyard wars, dexter is the shit!

Books:

it's not about the bike, salem's lot, exile, i read when i have time, just not alot to spare lately.

Heroes:

Seriously, pops, great grandma, and lance armstrong. cuz all three are tough as nails.

My Blog

Movie quotes

Listen up maggotsYou are not specialYou are not a beautiful or unique snowflakeYou are the same decaying organic matter as everything elseWe are the all singing, All dancing crap of the worldWe are al...
Posted by Call me The Cobra on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:30:00 PST

the meaning of life

so i was walking down the street and a guy stops me and asks me, what's the meaning of life? so i asks, how long have u been searching for "the meaning of life?" he says to me, since my conception, ho...
Posted by Call me The Cobra on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:39:00 PST

Adrian Peterson destroying Chargers!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3IaMr_S508 I can't wait til football season!...
Posted by Call me The Cobra on Mon, 12 May 2008 02:51:00 PST