Everything burns . . .

Let me say, I'm brutally honest. If you want someone to lie to you, go somewhere else. Sure, I'm a smug, self-righteous, pompous and self-important asshole, but damn it, I'm right! I smoke like a chimney, & love to have fun, which is tough to do in this wasteland they call Evansville. But till the day I pack up & move to Vegas, I'm stuck with what I can do. Why am I here? Hell I don't know. Figured it be nice to meet people, maybe even get hooked up once in awhile! Who knows? So drop me a line. I promise, I won't bite.
How to make a Jake
Ingredients:
5 parts Rage
3 parts Love
2 parts Sorrow
3 parts Energy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion
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Personality cocktail
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wow thats all i can say you are my type you are
either funny and like playing jokes on
people and loves seeing your girl smile or
are a loner who is cold on the outside but has
passion for your girl deep down inside in
the words of a jock id do you =P your gunna
make a girl really happy one day if they can
get past your tough exterior
would i date you? (guys only)(joke quiz)
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You need understanding.
In your life there has been many people that
could never seem too comprehend your
personality. Now you have either become an
out-cast because of their narrow minds or you
have adjusted yourself to them, and never
letting them see who you are deep inside. You
now think that no one will ever understand you
and you hate that fact. Though you are scared
of what the effects might be if you would
decide to let someone in so you keep a safe
distance that you both curse and bless.
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The Joker 78%
Mr. Freeze 74%
Magneto 74%
Dr. Doom 63%
Lex Luthor 58%
Catwoman 55%
Two-Face 52%
Apocalypse 48%
Dark Phoenix 44%
Green Goblin 44%
Riddler 42%
Venom 40%
Juggernaut 40%
Poison Ivy 30%
Kingpin 27%
Mystique 20% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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