Wal-Mart is Evil (Part IV) |
By this time I had become too preoccupied with all that is Wal Mart- like the horrid beings scurrying through the aisle mazes like lab rats questing for cheese, and I spent a great deal of energy tryi...
Posted by Corey on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST |
Wal-Mart Is Evil (Part III) |
The electric doors slid open, and my journey to the dark side was complete... but at least there was someone there to greet me to the dark side- a small woman, late fifties with a smile that looked ev...
Posted by Corey on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:56:00 PST |
Wal-Mart Is Evil (Part II) |
The last time I had stepped foot inside a Wal-Mart was a handful of years ago, while peaking on acid. Tell me that there isn't something dreadfully creepy about a store loaded with big yellow happy fa...
Posted by Corey on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:53:00 PST |
Wal-Mart is Evil (Part I) |
Ah- it's that time of year again. The time of year when we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior through mindless, often violent accumulation of useless shit of all kinds. It's time to rack up th...
Posted by Corey on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST |
Lovechild |
If I ever become a rapper, I think I'll name myself Kracka da Rappa.
If I ever produce more offspring, I think I'll name them Kuntakinte. It will be the lovechild of Shakira and I- a beautiful child t...
Posted by Corey on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:41:00 PST |
Bad Person |
It was that time of day again. The wife carried on with the daily nagging, and I stood there, eyes glossed over with boredom, pretending to be listening, but really just waiting for the inane psy...
Posted by Corey on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 07:29:00 PST |
I'm Pretty Hihg Right Now |
One night, I had the chance to have sex with this beautiful girl- and it's always about times like these that the devil is at my left shoulder: "Do it! How could you not? She' as hot as that girl...
Posted by Corey on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:49:00 PST |
Unfair Law |
Every time I have a run in with the law, I am reminded that sometimes I just need to shut up. Like that Fourth of July when some friends and I were tripping on acid and shooting bottle rockets at each...
Posted by Corey on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 02:20:00 PST |
Stripper Hunting |
So every time I'm throwing a party, or else helping a friend plan one, I'm always dismayed by the fact that I don't know any strippers. Strippers would be to a party what fireworks are on the 4th of J...
Posted by Corey on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:39:00 PST |
The Biggest Star Burns Brightest |
For all of my bitter, pessimistic, cynical, malice towards mankind, begging everyday for nuclear holocaust or another great depression, shooting rampage outlook on life, I think that al...
Posted by Corey on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:09:00 PST |
