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Matt

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About Me

ATTENTION: IT IS OUR GREAT REGRET TO INFORM THOSE OF THE INTERNET COMMUNITY THAT MATTHEW HAS SINCE DIED. WHILST TAKING AN INNOCENT TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS HE WAS UNEXPECTEDLY STRUCK UPON THE HEAD BY A GIANT ANVIL, IMMEDIATELY BESTOWING UPON HIM THE TITLE OF GRATUITOUSLY DECEASED. DONATIONS ARE EXPECTED - POST YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS IF YOU HAVE ANY CONSCIENCE. FRIEND REQUESTS WILL BE IGNORED WITHOUT PRIOR MONETARY CONTRIBUTION TO THE MATTHEW PALMER FUND. INCIDENTALLY, MYSPACE IS A PILE OF CRAP. MAY IT DIE THE DEATH IT DESERVES, LIKE MATT DID. IT IS UNLIKELY THIS PAGE WILL EVER BE EDITED AGAIN EXCEPT FOR PSEUDO-COMIC PURPOSES.

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I... I MEAN HE IS DEAD AND THEREFORE LACKS ANY INTERESTS

My Blog

Hatred to Christmas

I hate christmas. I'm tired and I'm pissed off. I have to go to everyones damn place. Next year I'll see if we can go to a country where they don't celebrate christmas. Best... present... ever. Fuck C...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:09:00 GMT

Women? Wheelbarrows? Ha!

Just asked what my wife wanted for christmas... Do you know what she said? She wants a bloody WHEELBARROW!Most women I know want diamond rings.(I mentioned this to her and now she wants a diamond ring...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:20:00 GMT

Time out

Finally some annual leave! I was beginning to forget what it was like to relax.Now I've got to do the last of my christmas shopping. I HATE christmas shopping. I HATE FUCKING CHRISTMAS.I've never unde...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:03:00 GMT

I should make an entry

I should use this blog to write. It's been quite some time since I set this stupid account up.I've been having a myspace whoring competition with my wife. Initially she wanted me to become a member of...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:21:00 GMT