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I fancy a night of boozin w/ friends while making a fool of myself at karaoke, but doesn't everyone?
SALSERA, SEX, TRAVEL, SPORTS, ink, donkey punching random uber-skinny glamorati, shakin' my ass, comedy clubs, lap dances, running, boozin, sports, sex, adventurous and/or sunny trips, curling up to watch Indie films or movies like 'Scarface', 'Young Guns', "Piñero', 'Trainspotting', 'Napolean Dynamite', '40 year old Virgin', 'Life is Beautiful', 'Dumb 'n Dumber' and all of Adam Sandlers greatest, YADDA, YADDA, YADDA.
Did I mention wild, sweaty nasty sex?!
Humor - ANY which inevitably leaves me lying on the floor clutching my stomach, trying to catch my breath after fits of hysterical laughter.
Holy shit, more importantly, intoxicated evenings, full of encounters with hot inebriated boys in poorly lit bars and clubs. Yea, I like'd ed that shit !!!
Heck yes I luv sleeping with my new shiny white little toy. And no...I will not eat green eggs and ham!
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BECAUSE I CAN...
I VISIT SWEATSHOPS TO HIRE PREGNANT WOMEN TO CLEAN MY APT
AND CHILDREN TO FIX MY APPLIANCES
I OFFER CLOSE FRIENDS A COZY COLD FLOOR TO SLEEP ON
AND DO THINGS TO THEM WHEN THEY PASS OUT ON MY COUCH
Anyone who embraces life, is positive, honest, kind at heart and keeps it real. I'm very active so if you can't roll with the punches and cause dullness in others then *poof* ... be gone! Oh, more importantly...anyone who wants to help me find the people on my "PEOPLE TO KILL" list. And they are (in no particular order): Bush, Jessica Simpson, Richard Simmons, Eric Estrada, Michael Jackson, the makers of olestra, Naive people who don't know what they are REALLY saying (sure !), Uber-skinny glamorati, Narks, Curt Schilling/Manny Ramirez, and boys w/weird-deformed or small dicks who try to kick it to me (who are you kidding !!!)
AND NOW FOR A SHORT STORY:
ONCE I WENT SOUL SEARCHING...
AND SEARCHING...
BUT CAME BACK EMPTY
GOD IS TOO FOND OF JOKES.
SO UP...I STAND, LIVING LIFE AS BEST THIS BORICUA CAN
CAUSING TROUBLE
WHEREVER I GO...
STEALING NAMES, BREAKING HEARTS...
WAIT...WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?!)
NOW...
BRING ON THE DEBAUCHERY
OH FUN FUN FUN!!!
ALAS, AFTER THE PLETHORA OF DRINKS AND DRUNK DIALS BECOME A BORE COMES THE CUDDLING AND WOOING AND TENDERNESS I ADORE.
AND IN THE END I SAY...JESUS, DID YOU REALLY MEAN IT WHEN YOU SAID YOU SAVED YOUR CUM FOR ME?
BETTA RECOGNIZE !!!
FALKOR KICKS ASS !
AS DOES FRAGGLE ROCK...
AND...
Don't watch much of this but when I do:
-- The Dave Chappelle Show
-- South Park
-- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
-- Family Guy
-- Wonder Showzen
-- Who's line is it anyway
-- The Soprano's
-- Carnivale
-- Six Feet Under
-- MXC on SpikeTV
Anything that'll give me the profound pleasure of being able to avoid meeting those unintelligent organic life forms on the train with the big mouths and an opinion nobody cares about.
MY NIECE AND 2 NEPHEWS...TRULY A WONDERFUL GIFT!
FAMILIA!!! BEING THIS GOOD LOOKING IS IN THE BLOOD
Mi Isla, Mi Gente