Gearhead by day, dork by night, Bad-ass rock-n-roller on weekends. I have a deformed left toe and I snore. I am also known to spit when I talk and some bitch I had butt-sex with said I was a pathological lair and ugly. I can still run a 40 in under 5 seconds at age 34. I have liberal tendencies but I am a Republican. Get over it!! I have 2 cats, one is gay. My future goals are to purchase Imperial Stormtrooper armor and join the 501st legion(Dune Sea Garrison, Mos Eisley Police dpt), and own a computer controlled car. Speaking of cars I am a mechanic. A good one. If I am not fucking you I will not work on your car for free. Period. I have a fetish for OLD Marshall amps. I was given the name "Hotwheels" from Ronia Blake in Austin, TX. I moved to Phoenix in 2003 and formed The Earps and that has been my music as well as social outlet ever since. I just recently bought a house in central Phoenix and it seems I never leave. I loves me some snowboarding, chicken teriyaki, good music and I love sleep. Rest is a weapon.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: KDM
Birthday: October 13
Birthplace: Abilene, Texas
Current Location: Phoenix
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but I use both to jerk off.
Your Heritage: Hardcore Scottish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pointy Boots
Your Weakness: Big Tits
Your Fears: Having to work until my death
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Release the Earps new record on a decent label
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Surprise, Cockfag!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wishing I was somewhere else.
Your Best Physical Feature: When I sport my "James Dean look" oh, man! I crush so much ass!
Your Bedtime: Midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: age 25 to 29
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, but I have failed the Pepsi Challenge
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whataburger
Single or Group Dates: I don't "Date". I piss women off.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Miller High Life
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint chip/ Dulce de Leche
Cappuccino or Coffee: both when it's cold out
Do you Smoke: I wish I did when I was sponsored by Lucky Strike
Do you Swear: Does Rose Kennedy have a black dress?!
Do you Sing: myspace.com/theearpsaz
Do you Shower Daily: Nah, I've been kind of a slob latley
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately yes.
Do you want to go to College: Just earned a degree only to put me deeper in debt
Do you want to get Married: only if she is a mime.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes because I'm good enough, smart enough, and dog-gone-it, people like me.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No but I think my weiner is. Whenever it is in motion it always throws up.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yep. I can go from zero-to-adonnis if I really wanted to.
Are you a Health Freak: nah. Shitty food tastes wayyy too fucking good.
Do you get along with your Parents: and thier 174 cats, too.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I live in Arizona. I do not know these "thunderstorms" that you speak of.
Do you play an Instrument: Poorly.
In the past month have you Smoked: Didn't we go over this 14 questions ago? Fuckin' retard.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes but not the fun ones.....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Marvelous Matt took me to the Poison concert last week
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Malls are for people who have money to spend
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Fuckin-A Buddy!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. Vegas Rolls are nectar of the gods.
In the past month have you been on Stage: myspace.com/theearpsaz
In the past month have you been Dumped: I never show up to get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: There is another term for skinny dipping you know
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Of course not, silly- I'm White.
Ever been Drunk: like 10 indians on payday.
Ever been called a Tease: Never. I'm an easy lay.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes but only by girls.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes my Shop has Lifts. It's eaiser to wrench that way.
How do you want to Die: Gloriously on the Battlefield!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A little kid
What country would you most like to Visit: New Jersey
