I am Captain Jack Sparrow, feared and respected pirate and Captain of the glorious Black Pearl, at least I was, well I still am, just not at the current moment. However I do possess a map to a particular fountain, that is said to give one everlasting life. With said map, I shall lure the mutineers of my ship back across my path and claim both prizes for all me lonesome. savy Other than that I am a Pirate Lord of the Caribbean and often enough a light drink of rum.