Jesus - The Real Deal!

Hello my name is Jesus!!
I'm here in hopes to reconnect with some old friends who've forgotten about me..and maybe make some new friends who want to get to know me!
As for 'about me'... I've been around a long time.. actually before there WAS time and I'm pretty much the same!
I live at home with my Dad, we're really tight, he's tha bomb! And our home is REALLY big, more like an estate and alot of our family already lives here with us too... so it's great to be close with those you love.
And speaking of family, I've got a BIG family besides those who live here with us, they're scattered all over the world, and even though I live a long ways from them, we're really close and I talk to them all the time! But I'm coming to pick them up soon and move them all up here to our Estate when the time is right.
Even those who don't like me know who I am.. I'm pretty popular, as far as popularity goes.. but it's sad that people think so many different things about me, when they don't even know me or take the time to try to find out who I am and what i'm really about. But it's all good, I still want to get to know them when they finally want to get to know me... I don't hold grudges and I am easy to forgive you if you really want to be my friend!
I can be your best friend and help you with pretty much any problem, even though most people don't like my advice sometimes, I do know what i'm talking about and I only want to make your life a better place and not put more restrictions on you!
Ok, enough about me here, if you want to know more just ask me and I will answer! You can pick up my book and get some background on me too, it's a biography of me and my Dad.. it's been on the Best-seller list for a long time and you can find it anywhere.
You can contact me through my email here but there are other ways to talk to me too.. i'm always available for you, but you have to contact me, because I won't interfere with your life unless you ask!
With Love,
Jesus Christ
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