Hi, My name is Mark Fredericks. My friends call me "Muddy", "Mudgar", "Bull". These names i acquired through staying tough and not letting nobody talk shit on me.
If you saw my info, it labeled me as a 'proud parent.' Let me clarify that. I am indeed a parent, a parent of 2 boys, Kyle and Jason, and 2 girls, Carley and Kelsie, but i am not, repeat AM NOT, a proud parent. My oldest boy, Kyle, is the only child i am proud of. My youngest boy dont do jack shit! he just sits on that computer and downloads viruses. He dont even like huntin or knives! that most certainly is not a boy of mine. As for my two daughters, they certainly ain't no Fredericks, they scared of everything. And they dont listen to me, and my wife dont DISCIPLINE THEM! and NOBODY LISTENS TO ME EVER!!! GOD DAMNIT!!!!......oh sorry i got a little carried away...
In my life i have two loves, these two things have gotten me through everything. They are:
1. Huntin: The day i took my first steps was the day my father handed me my first gone, a .22 caliber rifle. ANd since then i've been shootin everything, chipmunks, squirrels, deer, coyotes, beavers, woodchucks, foxes, birds, if it moves, i shoot it. That's when i met the gang, Murph, Dave, Dan, Hartwell, and they took me into their home. And that's when i met my second love:
2. Alchohol: Alcohol is like god to me. I've drank so much of it that it's become like water to me. I start my day off with a nice warm cup o' beer, i pour beer in my cereal, i brush my teeth with beer, and i dip cookies in beer. People tell me i need to eat and drink other things than beer, but they are just stupid because if they read this they would see i also eat cereal and cookies. They just dont understand.
if they saw my life, they would "know why i drink"
