Darren Ray Mayo

Hello. I’m Darren and I’m not very competitive. I enjoy harmony, even at the unlikely expense of you being better than me. I’ve never liked milk but I love all types of cheeses. I get along with dogs but I’m quite fascinated with and fluent in the inaudible language of the feline. However, understanding a cat’s lust for shellfish has escaped me my entire life. I am an ape descendant that has his own humbling ideas about God. If I were a piñata then music would be my paper-mâché. It is a man’s world and because of that women are stronger and better than us knuckle dragging grunters. I don’t understand hunting animals. Someday department store mannequins will have pubic hair. Don’t laugh. A mere 50 years ago, a nipple would have been considered pornographic on a mannequin.

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