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I'm an 83' white Josh Blackman with low millage.
The interior is slightly torn and battered from being misused from previous drivers but still in working condition.
My exterior is a little hairy but really nothing special but for the most part is in moderate condition.
I AM A CLASSIC
I LIKE: summer, warmth, winter, snow, beach sand, swimming, running, biking, laughing, caffine, traveling, volleyball, air hockey, crab spiders, mountains, art, loud noises, loud music, operating rooms, 20 dollar bills, tiring myself out, drinking water, friendships, duct tape, animals, hunting, grass without ants, climbing, jumping, fashion, design, quarters, CD booklets, Playstation, snowboarding, wakeboarding, Sprint, life, big bridges, slurpees, my friends, surprising people, Publix ice cream, technology, sarcasm.
I DISLIKE: shaving, hail, speed limits, radiation, short shorts, MRMC food, ugly people, alcohol, cigarette smoke, grapefruit, home shopping network, the radio, Clintons, tight pants, driving through the Villages, flavored water, gasoline, red lights and stop signs, things that wastes my time, being tall because I’m the first one to get rained on, food that is super hot and burns my mouth, superficial compliments, xbox controllers, spoons that are too big for my mouth, big and tall stores because if your over six foot tall you Must weigh 400lbs.
I LOOK FORWARD TO: the rest of my life, summer, p.m., days off work, traveling, seeing new and old friends, figuring out what I really want to do, shows, being a father some day, looking back with no regrets, meeting the girl for me, road trips, starting my business, finishing school, new myspace messages, not changing the world just my area code.
I’M GOOD AT: moshing, basketball, football (sort of), listening, socom, spinning the wheels of steel, pondering, driving, speeding, air hockey, monopoly, dancing (of the rock/hardcore/DDR persuasion only), climbing, digging, not worrying, flirting to get free food, geussing the corect amount on the Price is Right, dating.
I STINK AT: base ball, drawing, soccer, button fly jeans, remembering names, speaking my mind, getting to bed early, keeping off Myspace, cleaning, keeping in touch, sports games, cooking something that doesn’t involve a microwave, dating.
FOOD I LOVE: mashed potatoes, pancakes, strawberry cheese cake, sour candy, red bull, roasted anything, applesauce, ice cream, waffles, sweet potatoes, apple pie, apple muffins, small animals, grapes, chili, chips, cookie dough, pizza, pizza, pizza.
I'M AFRAID OF: dying, getting bit by an alligator, well just being bit in gernal, being alone forever, missing out, being misjudged, cops, running and falling into a big pit a night, getting fired for something stupid, talking to bums who tell me jokes that aren’t funny, ninjas.
THINGS THAT ARE TO FUNNY TO ME: jokes about real people, baseball signs, loud talkers, close talkers, low talkers, Louis Black, mullets, hicks, really old movies, Adam Sandler, John Madden (because people actually like him), get rich schemes, people-watching, drunk old people.
THE BEST ANIMALS ARE: the ones that taste the best.