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About Me

I teach. I smoke. I have tattoos. I love my woman. I probably don't like you for some reason, but then again, I just might. I'm a geek and I go through people's underwear drawers when they invite me to their house. I'm married, and we're working on kids. Get off of our collective nuts. Society deserves our child to walk the earth. I'm also one of the coolest old school pop culture nerds you'll ever know. Bow down, mortals.

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Y ea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the freeway! It is Jason, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you for such a long time, Buddha will explode!"

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My Interests

Movies, tattoos, rocking out, making fun of my students, smoking Camels, staring at people, intimidation, bowling, Gwinnett County Fair.

I'd like to meet:

No one in particular. Maybe Bruce Lee. Maybe Steve Perry. Maybe Schneider from One Day at a Time. If you want to know me, you can message me. I don't bite.

Music:

Johnny Cash, The Heathens, Anti-Heros, Pogues, Shane MacGowan, Flogging Molly, Tiger Army, Ludacris, Outkast, Bonecrusher, Andrew W.K., Bouncing Souls, Menudo, G.G. Allin, Madball, Oran "Juice" Jones, Demented are Go!, Nekromantix, Social Distortion, Vietnom, Motorhead, Biohazard, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Steve Perry, Molly Fucking Hatchet, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Mentors, The Templars, Murphy's Law. I'd really like to know what you listen to--truthfully I would. No, seriously. I promise I won't hit you. Where are you going?Seriously.I know it's cool.Yeah....

Movies:

Horror, bad horror movies, cheesy horror movies, really bad cheesy horror movies, Boondock Saints.

Television:

The Simpsons, Oz, Monster House, any reality show where people cry, and vomit in a epiphany that society will be better served without them.

Books:

Bukowski, Hemingway, Goad.By the way. I didn't screw up the spelling on the last one. If you know all about some Jim Goad, you will be added to my friends. You lucky person, you.

Heroes:

My momma, Bert, the guy who plays Bob-o in La Bamba, have always been cowboys, and more than likely you. Unless you're some random wanker searching for a slice of my sordid greatness.

My Blog

Pop culture? With savvy, sir.

Good evening, mortals. I don't know how much television you all have been watching as of late. As I get older and fatter, I have noticed my intake of the moron box has increased significa...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:47:00 PST

Where you been?

What's up, wankers? Alright. For those of you who need an update, or a rational explanation of why I've been (insert whichever emotion you care to select), I'll try to make it as brief as...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:48:00 PST

End of an era, or Lunch Paper R.I.P.

How goes, true believers? I had been given the daunting task of fetching some UGA paraphenelia for my youngest nephew for his second birthday, which meant I was going to go to the source. Athens, Ga. ...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

Real quick...

Alright kids...I'll be there tomorrow at school.You know where to find me.Tired...Long weekend...For those of y'all reading Stiff, (and I know you all did your summer reading, right?) be warned...not ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:33:00 PST

Gimme danger, little stranger...

Hi kids!I know you've been missing everything, so allow me to catch you up to speed on exactly what the Hell has been floating around in this ol' skull of mine:Summer has been incredibly insane. ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:58:00 PST

What's really going on during finals...

Random crapola. That's it. I have 5,000 usless tasks I know have to be accomplished, and I also know that I'm the world's greatest procrastinator. Hell, I can't even think of anything to speak ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Entertain me.

K. I do appreciate all y'all for the kindhearted compliments I've been receiving on my surveys/rants/general idiocy. Now it's your turn to impress me. I mean, you don't _have_ to, but, you know...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tiger Army, Rednecks, and other crap.

Howdy all... So, I went to go and see Tiger Army this past Saturday. Here are some basic observations of the show: 1. Nick 13 is a complete douchebag. Me and Chuck went to the show, and Chuck...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In case you didn't feel like showing up...

It's been a while, so I figured I'd catch everyone up on the regular humdrum of what's going on... 1. So, for those of you in the know, Kristy and I are moving to Winder. This place is completely...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My night at the punkrawk show by Jason A.

So, I purchased a ticket for Punks vs Psychos tour. The show, for the most part, was alright by me. Here are my basic observations of the show: 1. Tiger Army didn't show thier asses, and...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST