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Hi the names Neil Farnden, but everyone calls me Neilos, im 19 yrs old went to Gawler high school and at the moment i work at kfc, myspace and msn is the only real things i do on the net so yea you mite see me around, im a South Australia guy who loves his family and friends, no im not a mummies boy or daddies boy so dont ask please it will just get me angry. i like people who are funny and who can take jokes as im an joking person, im never sirious unless if im in a bad mood, which i hate being in, um dont know what else to say but yea when i remember then i will add it. my msn is [email protected], add me if ya wanna chat

My Interests

Music, Friends, Movies, Watching sport, clubs an pubs, My little sister (who the hell am I trying to kid?!)nah i love her too bits like the rest of my family.

I'd like to meet:

SATAN, Xzibit and other artists, death, yeah he rules, Steven Seagull as he is my fav actor, anyone who is interesting and funny to talk to and can take jokes, everyone in fact will do.

Music:

Hip hop, rap, rock, old school, metal, hard rock, r'n'b, i basically listen to anything that sounds good to me.

Movies:

Action,violence movies, HORROR (my little sister), specifically SAW I and II, Final Destination movies, MATRIX series, LOTR, most Bruce Willis movies, Terminator trilogy, there more movies i like but thats for another story.

Television:

FOXTEL, WWE wrestling, Supernatural, i dont watch much tv cos theres nothing decent on at most times.

Books:

Yeah right!! I only read magazines, Zoo Weekly to be exact

Heroes:

SATAN,God,death cos im an athiest, family and my friends who i really trust and know well, they know who they are.

My Blog

Don’t Blame Myspace

DON'T BLAME MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!!Body: Anybody happen to catch Nightline the other night on ABC? In case you didn't, one of the hot topics discussed was MySpace. It is no secret to anyone who reads the n...
Posted by Neilos Ma Jealos on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:38:00 PST

True stuff: Did u kno

1. that a dude is a camel's penis2. that a dork is a whale's penis3. that koala's and goanna's have forked penis's like a snakes tongue4. the heaviest carp ever caught weighed in at 127kg5. it takes e...
Posted by Neilos Ma Jealos on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 05:38:00 PST

The Man From Snowy River

The Man From Snowy River, by A.B. (Banjo) Paterson [CP]There was movement at the station, for the word had passed aroundThat the colt from old Regret had got away,And had joined the wild bush horses -...
Posted by Neilos Ma Jealos on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:04:00 PST

Proud 2 be an Aussie

PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE!! {funny}Proud to be Aussie!Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish keba...
Posted by Neilos Ma Jealos on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:16:00 PST

ABOUT ME

Name: NeilSurname: FarndenNames known by: Neil, Neilos, Neilos whats the dealos, Neilos Ma Jealos the man who can.Age:19Hair: BrownEye colour: Hazel Height: About 175cmWeight: Adverage Fav food: Dark ...
Posted by Neilos Ma Jealos on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:33:00 PST

Ya mamma so fat

Ya mamma's so fat that the last time she watched 90210 was on the scales.Ya mamma's so fat, when she dive in the ocean, all the whales kept singing we r family.Ya mamma's so fat, when she fell off of ...
Posted by Neilos Ma Jealos on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:09:00 PST

Fat and Skinny

Fat and skinny went to war: Fat got shot by a apple coreFat and skinny went to Venus: Skinny came back with a purple penisFat and skinny went to the shower: Fat did a fart for half an hourFat and skin...
Posted by Neilos Ma Jealos on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:26:00 PST