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CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.my profile got jacked up, hopefully it will be restored to its original jackassery soon!Redone Survey below....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt
Birthday: July 22nd (Cancer)
Birthplace: In a manger, wrapped in swaddling clothing.
Current Location: Bottom of a bottle
Eye Color: Bloodshot.
Hair Color: Brown, If you asked Feria by L'oreal they'd say Hot Toffee or French Roast lol
Height: 7'7" in 24 inch stilts
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mexican and Czech
The Shoes You Wore Today: Forged Carbon Steel Horseshoes
Your Weakness: I only have one?
Your Fears: We must always fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men!
Your Perfect Pizza: Rocky Rococco's thick crust sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Return a blockbuster dvd, recreate Ben Franklin's kite experiment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROTFLMFAOIABOP (rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off in a bowl of piss)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it 8am or 8pm or, wlil she blow me before work?
Your Best Physical Feature: Gluteus Assimus
Your Bedtime: Whenever the redbull wears off
Your Most Missed Memory: Blowing Bubbles as a kid (he was so much fun)
Pepsi or Coke: Royal Crown Cola, I'm not into drugs. Cola, not Coke!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's for breakfast, Burger King for lunch, Wendy's for dinner.
Single or Group Dates: Single, not into the orgy thing.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neopolitan
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, cream and sugar
Do you Smoke: only in bed on a summer night
Do you Swear: To tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth? No. Although I do tell people to watch their fucking language!
Do you Sing: I'm not a stool pigeon
Do you Shower Daily: I shower strippers with dollar bills daily yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, my heart was shattered when I found out 2 years later Brooke Burke never even read my fan mail. Current status: I'm in love with a stripper, deciding if I should tell her or not. Input?
Do you want to go to College: Ben dare dun dat
Do you want to get Married: If she cooks and cleans sure
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in the disco truck on roller skates hungover
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, like a fly to shit
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak, I dunno about a health freak though.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, when they extend my curfew to midnight
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like listening to God bowling, nothing like the power of nature.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not in the past 30 seconds
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what? cigs? herb? pole? Negatory
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do my ADHD meds count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, isn't that what they call a high priced escort?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, great place to pick up 17 year olds
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What kind of gluttonous pig would eat a whole box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, last night at Sushi Samba Rio
In the past month have you been on Stage: I fear the hook.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes, when I passed out in the dumpster and woke up in the landfill.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, Lake Michigan is too cold still and E. Coli levels are too high
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole 3rd base, a rubber band from work, and a few hearts.
Ever been Drunk: Never masturbated either
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, by a tease
Ever been Beaten up: Not outside of the ring.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, back when I was a juvenile delinquent and satan had control of me
How do you want to Die: Lethal injection
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still trying to figure out when I will grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico, I'm too young to remember being floated across the Rio Grande in the styrofoam manger
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: like hair color, ultimately irrelevant but prefer lighter eyes or better yet ones that flicker with life and playfulness
Favourite Hair Color: I prefer dark hair or with highlights but I don't discriminate
Short or Long Hair: longer the better
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: as long as it's proportionate to height
Best Clothing Style: anything a hooker might wear ;) prefer the professional look but fishnets miniskirts and stilletos are sexay!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not into them
Number of CDs I own: let me go count them.......
Number of Piercings: 2 if you count my eyes as piercing ;)
Number of Tattoos: 2, an M on each ass cheek, when I bend over it spells M o M and when I do a handstand it spells W o W and the best is when I do a cartwheel it says W o W M o M W o W M o M ! I loved practicing gymnastics naked as a boy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: All of it, where's the reset button at?
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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