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Matt

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About Me


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CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.my profile got jacked up, hopefully it will be restored to its original jackassery soon!Redone Survey below....
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Name: Matt
Birthday: July 22nd (Cancer)
Birthplace: In a manger, wrapped in swaddling clothing.
Current Location: Bottom of a bottle
Eye Color: Bloodshot.
Hair Color: Brown, If you asked Feria by L'oreal they'd say Hot Toffee or French Roast lol
Height: 7'7" in 24 inch stilts
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mexican and Czech
The Shoes You Wore Today: Forged Carbon Steel Horseshoes
Your Weakness: I only have one?
Your Fears: We must always fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men!
Your Perfect Pizza: Rocky Rococco's thick crust sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Return a blockbuster dvd, recreate Ben Franklin's kite experiment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROTFLMFAOIABOP (rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off in a bowl of piss)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it 8am or 8pm or, wlil she blow me before work?
Your Best Physical Feature: Gluteus Assimus
Your Bedtime: Whenever the redbull wears off
Your Most Missed Memory: Blowing Bubbles as a kid (he was so much fun)
Pepsi or Coke: Royal Crown Cola, I'm not into drugs. Cola, not Coke!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's for breakfast, Burger King for lunch, Wendy's for dinner.
Single or Group Dates: Single, not into the orgy thing.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neopolitan
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, cream and sugar
Do you Smoke: only in bed on a summer night
Do you Swear: To tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth? No. Although I do tell people to watch their fucking language!
Do you Sing: I'm not a stool pigeon
Do you Shower Daily: I shower strippers with dollar bills daily yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, my heart was shattered when I found out 2 years later Brooke Burke never even read my fan mail. Current status: I'm in love with a stripper, deciding if I should tell her or not. Input?
Do you want to go to College: Ben dare dun dat
Do you want to get Married: If she cooks and cleans sure
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in the disco truck on roller skates hungover
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, like a fly to shit
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak, I dunno about a health freak though.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, when they extend my curfew to midnight
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like listening to God bowling, nothing like the power of nature.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not in the past 30 seconds
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what? cigs? herb? pole? Negatory
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do my ADHD meds count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, isn't that what they call a high priced escort?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, great place to pick up 17 year olds
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What kind of gluttonous pig would eat a whole box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, last night at Sushi Samba Rio
In the past month have you been on Stage: I fear the hook.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes, when I passed out in the dumpster and woke up in the landfill.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, Lake Michigan is too cold still and E. Coli levels are too high
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole 3rd base, a rubber band from work, and a few hearts.
Ever been Drunk: Never masturbated either
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, by a tease
Ever been Beaten up: Not outside of the ring.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, back when I was a juvenile delinquent and satan had control of me
How do you want to Die: Lethal injection
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still trying to figure out when I will grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico, I'm too young to remember being floated across the Rio Grande in the styrofoam manger
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: like hair color, ultimately irrelevant but prefer lighter eyes or better yet ones that flicker with life and playfulness
Favourite Hair Color: I prefer dark hair or with highlights but I don't discriminate
Short or Long Hair: longer the better
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: as long as it's proportionate to height
Best Clothing Style: anything a hooker might wear ;) prefer the professional look but fishnets miniskirts and stilletos are sexay!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not into them
Number of CDs I own: let me go count them.......
Number of Piercings: 2 if you count my eyes as piercing ;)
Number of Tattoos: 2, an M on each ass cheek, when I bend over it spells M o M and when I do a handstand it spells W o W and the best is when I do a cartwheel it says W o W M o M W o W M o M ! I loved practicing gymnastics naked as a boy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: All of it, where's the reset button at?
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."


The Midland
The South
The Northeast
Philadelphia
The West
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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You Have A Type A Personality
You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood
You tend to succeed at everything you attempt
And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top!
You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun
As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested
You have the perfect personality for business and atheltic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
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My Interests


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My 2nd boxing match final round. I'm in the black and red.Boxing, Rock Climbing, Snowboarding, Waterskiing/Wakeboarding, Hiking, Camping, Cycling, Running, Skydiving, Travelling, The Beach, Beer Gardens, Nightlife, Dining Out, Reading, Crossword Puzzles, Scrabble, Video Games, Music of all kinds, Good Movies I know there are alot of you out there that like crap movies, or else they wouldn't keep making them. Somebody's watching 'em)etc. That's all I can think of at this point.

I'd like to meet:

Is it really this hard to meet an intelligent, good looking, in shape, fun, NON-PSYCHOTIC non-game playing girl? If you're her, contact me ASAP. Exceptions if you are any of the women below :)............Every one of these lil dots on this map.
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Music:

No real favorite band. I like a wide variety. Anything from the Beatles to Zepplin or AC/DC to ZZ Top. To name some, Counting Crows, CCR, DMB, Outkast, Louis Prima, Dean Martin, Sinatra, Papa Roach, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Sublime, The Who, Deep Dish, Moby, Fatboy Slim, Alana Dante, Alice Deejay, AFrika Bambaataa, ATC, Darude, DJ Mystik, Gypsy Kings, The Mighty Blue Kings, Eagles, Eminem, Paul OakenFold, RUN DMC, The Dan Band and my all time Fav: The Venga Boys heh heh There are tons more.Polish jack ............

Movies:

Big Trouble in Little Vagina, The Legend of Tea Bagger Vance, Moulin Splooge, Tits of Fury, Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory, Riding Miss Daisy, Sperms of Endearment, Shaving Ryan's Privages, Edward Penishands, Yank My Doodle Its a Dandy, The Dykes of Hazzard, I Know Who You Did Last Summer, Sleeping With Seattle, Schindlers Fist, Womb Raider, Glad he ate her, Batman in Robin, Blowjob Impossible, Star Whores, Sorest Rump, Gangbangs of New York, How Stella Got Her Tube Packed, InDiana Jones and the Temple of Poon, Saturday Night Beaver, Six Degrees of Penetration, When Harry Ate Sally, Romancing the Bone, Lord of the G-Strings, Pulp Friction, Blown in 60 Seconds, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Buttman and Throbbin', Rambone, Free My Willy, Sperminator 2 .. ............

Television:

LOST (whoever created the show lost their mind, too crazy!) SOPRANOS (the straight episodes)ENTOURAGE, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, and 24.............

Books:

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Heroes:

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Sneakers for Guns

Orlando, FL.So if you turn in a gun they'll give you a pair of sneakers with no questions asked.Some guy brings in a S.A.M. Surface to Air Missle launcher lol.This thing could take down an airplane. D...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:34:00 PST

Head On

Don't you just love those Head On commercials? Imagine some dumbass rubbing Kali Bichromicum Potassium Bichromate and Bryonia Alba White Bryony onto their foreheads and imagining their headache disapp...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:11:00 PST

If I....

If I had a sword, it would be a Hitori Hanzo with a ruby studded crocodile hilt and a titanium blade.If I had a Porsche it would be a 1982 Turbo red 911 Matchbox.If I ever had the balls to say I was "...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:04:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-a-likes

I never knew Robert E. Lee and Nelly Furtado were so hot!I'm a vampire slayer, canadian singer, civiil war general, first female president of latvia, star of You've Got Mail, and a Beatle! woo hoo!...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:06:00 PST

Do I appear THAT shady?

So I went out with friends after work on Thursday to a local joint near work for some drinks. We all had off the next day for Good Friday. Most of the people there are regulars from the CBOE or CBOT o...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:28:00 PST

Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

   David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:   # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise dr...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:27:00 PST

Smokey The Dog Electrocuted

The Chicago Tribune labeled this as a freak accident. Well a freak accident doesn't happen twice within a couple days. Apparently there were 2 of these incidents one monday and one tuesday. What took ...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:22:00 PST

Cell Phones

I saw 65% of the population in the US have cell phones which seems about right. They may not be counting Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee , Nebraska or Montana.Pakistan rolls in with a strong 3% of which...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:49:00 PST

Ghost Rider 1990+

Ghost Rider roared to life once again when teenager Dan Ketch and his sister, Barbara, chanced upon the illegal activities of the crime lord Deathwatch. The siblings attempted to escape, but Barbara K...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

Drinking Rules

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar, preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4. Change y...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:54:00 PST