I am on facebook witha porn name |
I got a porn name there with some app. I am Sly Steeldong HAHAHAHAHAHA I likes.
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 16:44:00 GMT |
I got IMed on skype by someone I don't know |
Here is the IM[5/18/2009 10:14:40 PM] irene :): hi[5/20/2009 11:58:25 PM] James Toombs: hi?[12:02:27 AM] James Toombs: do i knows you??[12:03:25 AM] irene :): maybe not?[12:05:06 AM] irene :): are u f...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 21:16:00 GMT |
Joke From My Brother |
When you're from Oklahoma, at a bar, and order a "Sex on the Beach" shouldn't you call it "Fuckin by the Pond" ?
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:11:00 GMT |
Letter from Santa |
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leav...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:46:00 GMT |
History Explained |
History ExplainedJuly 8, 1947Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico....
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:45:00 GMT |
one born every. moment |
Not too long ago, I saw something at the gun show thatsparked my interest. The occasion was our 10th anniversaryand I was looking for a little something extra for my wife,when I came across was a 100,...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:59:00 GMT |
THE PSYCHIATRIST AND THE PROCTOLOGIST |
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, "Hysterias and Posteriors."The town council was not happy with the sign, so thedoctors changed it to re...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:16:00 GMT |
YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID |
YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID EIGHTH PLACE :In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.SEVE...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:00:00 GMT |
Brad Pitt |
A young boy went up to his father and asked him," Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:37:00 GMT |
A Senior Moment |
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitem...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:42:00 GMT |
