Sarah. It's not my name. Getting a new one.
Seventeen going on eighty four.
If you include my past
life as a French duke I'm 275
I spend all the money I don't have on booze and fegs and occasionally some food.
I spend hours eating beans individually with a cocktail stick
I wish I had talent.
I also wish I could spend my life with talented people.
I'm going to fail.
And I couldn't care less.
This is a great fucking way to live.
Join me:]
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