Viagra and constipation |
So once again it's time to check in with the band's situation. We're proud to announce that Homo Erectionus has joined the Defense Forces of our beautifully queer country. Along side with Uncle Nazi t...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:52:00 GMT |
The summer of love |
Sunshine; pretty flowers; women in their tiny dresses; ice-cream; thongs wrapped around penises; hot, long and steamy showers with your best male friends. This can mean only one thing.. IT'S SUMMER ON...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:05:00 GMT |
A little thing called Monsieur Impotent! (+some new gay lyrics and melodies from the band) |
Is it a fly? No, it's way smaller! Is it a mosquito? Hell no, you're now insulting the mosquitoes! Then it has to be just a tiny black spot, I guess?! Wrong again, it's Monsieur (Hairy Hole) Impotent...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:36:00 GMT |
Fits like Cocktus in my Persus! |
So, what's happening with BOTR? After a long period of silence it is time for us to erupt...mmm... and share som hot information about the band's situation. First of all, BOTR is looking sexier than e...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:10:00 GMT |
In the Navy!!! |
Can't you see, we need a Big CockIn the navyCome on, protect Cocktus's CockIn the navyCome on and rape your fellow manIn the navyCome on people, and make me hardIn the navy, in the navy, in the navy (...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:20:00 GMT |
Wheres da Dhythm? |
You've probably been wondering what does the word Dhythm stand for? Is it just a nickname for rhythm? No... well, it is that also! A nickname for Cocktus's sweaty one? No! It's the popular gaybar DTM ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 05:38:00 GMT |
The worlds fastest penis! |
The name's Gay. Tyson Gay. And he's the world's fastest penis at the moment. He came the 100 meters from start to finish just like Cocktus would come to your Persus. It was Asafa Powell's turn to froz...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 06:29:00 GMT |
Gentlemen and GentleGaymen, say hello to Spencer!!! |
You heard right folks, BOTR's got a new and probably the band's first mascot, if Cocktus isn't included as one. The mascot's name is Spencer Penis Jumbo and it looks just like it sounds; an elephant +...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:50:00 GMT |
Anus Maximus? Cocktus (in your) Persus? Who?!!! |
You've probably been wondering who are these horny men called Cocktus (in your) Persus, SeXus Spartacus, Mr. Impotent, Homo Erectionus and Anus Maximus? Have they replaced Stiff Cock, Tolppa, Mr. Impo...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:04:00 GMT |
PUSSIT IS CHEATING MR IMPOTENT WITH G.A.Y |
Hopefully this turns out to be just a rumour, but you never know...In other news:Stiff Cock had some "car" problems during the past weekend. For a while we thought the clutch was broken, I mean it had...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:34:00 GMT |
