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Kyle

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that I don't know, people that I do know, or people that I used to know. Pretty broad topic huh?

Music:

In Flames, Avenged Sevenfold, Ill Nino, Sevendust, Silent Civilaian, Lamb of God, Nightwish, Soilwork, Spineshank, Lacuna Coil, Dragonforce, Machinae Supremacy, Soil, The Haunted, Rise Against, Shadows Fall, Passenger, Tristania, Dope, Dropkick Murphys, Flaw, Soil, Damageplan, AFI, Pennywise, Thrice, Foo Fighters, CKY, Green Day, Slayer, Pantera, Mudvayne, Otep, Fear Factory, Coal Chamber, DevilDriver, you get the picture

Movies:

Hot Fuzz, 300, Serenity, Beerfest, V for Vendetta, Nightwatch, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Sin City, Shaun of the Dead, Kung Fu Hustle, Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Desperado, From Dusk til Dawn, Dawn of the Dead (the original,) Super Troopers, Akira, LOTR, Equilibrium, American Psycho, Fight Club, American History X, Requiem for a Dream, more that I can't think of

Television:

24, Scrubs, House, Firefly, Heroes, Boston Legal, Nip Tuck, My Name is Earl, Rescue Me, Family Guy, Supernatural, Boondocks, The Office, Sealab 2021, Futurama, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cowboy Bebop, Berserk, Samurai Champloo, Trigun, X1999, Fullmetal Alchemist

Books:

The Book of Five Rings, A Song of Fire and Ice, Wheel of Time Series, The Vampire Chronicles, American Psycho, To Kill a Mockingbird, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Catcher in the Rye, Shakespeare, Of Mice and Men

My Blog

Steve Wright (Stolen from Mike)

1. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.2. Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.3. Half the people you know are below average.4. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.5. 42. 7% of a...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:52:00 PST

R.I.P. Robert Jordan

Weak!!!Taken from CNN:CHARLESTON, S.C. - Author Robert Jordan, whose "Wheel of Time" series of fantasy novels sold millions of copies, died Sunday of a rare blood disease. He was 58.Jordan, whose real...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:39:00 PST

Seriously WTF??? (Heroes Finale Spoilers)

Anyone else feel let down by Heroes last night? A massive knock down drag out battle had been forshadowed for over half the season, and it was anticlimatic and made no sense. How is it that Sylar can ...
Posted by Kyle on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

Yay for ebaums world!

Funny stuff Jerry Seinfeld has said I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always j...
Posted by Kyle on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:22:00 PST

Management Lessons

LESSONS TO PONDER...... Lesson Number One: A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day lo...
Posted by Kyle on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST

86 Rules of Boozin

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4. Change y...
Posted by Kyle on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:32:00 PST

Made me laugh

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts 1. Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. Chuck Norris is currently suing N...
Posted by Kyle on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:08:00 PST

Early Draft Episode III Script (spoilers, but at this point who cares?)

 STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH: THE ABRIDGED                         &nb...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wal Mart

15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart while his wife is taking her sweet time 01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 02. Set all the alarm clock...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuckin great!

Prison vs Work Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell....
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST