G'day loves. My names Jessie Windom. I used to be a pro and ran a brothel. If I had the right PR, I coulda been more famous than Tilly Divine! Now, at about 60 I've retired from the business, but still often give my judje friend his regular. About twenty years ago I decided to land myself pregnant, so i stopped taking precautions. I chose three of my favourite clients. There was the high up polition, a champion tennis player andf a writer...one of them hit the jackpot, I ended up giving birth to a little girl called Lexie. I realized that a brothel was nowhere to bring up a kid, so I gave her to a pro who wanted a knew life. Twenty years later she turns up on my doorstep like some Lady Muck telling me that the kids in Wentworth Detention Centre! Curiosity got the better of me and I aksed my lovely judge to give me a small sentence at Wentworth. When I arrived this big lesbian officer called Miss Ferguson confiscated my lollies to share with the girls. I got to see my daughter but she thought that I was an old dyke coz I kept looking at me the cheeky little bugger. Things got worse at Wentworth and they thought my daughter was the Phantom Lagger. Before I knew I was almmost running the prison, when I realized who the Phantom Lagger actually was. I have a big double chin, and wouldnt say no to a bit of egg.
