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"My Physical Education Lesson Plan to teach to 2nd Graders is as follows:THROWING ACCURATELY, CATCHING, BLOWING AND USING ONE'S FINGERS:Point of the game:To throw a small ping pong ball accurately at still cylinder shaped objects with liquid as weight. We shall name them RED SOLO for the time being.All the while, not allowing the opponent to score, by means of which blowing and "fingering" of the ball is required on your part; determined by your gender.TO SCORE:There are many ways to "SCORE" but in the case of this game, throwing a ball ACCURATELY into a RED SOLO gives you and your teammate a point or a "CLEARED RED SOLO"The team to remove the final "RED SOLO" from their oponent's side wins.And thus concludes my FANTASTIC LESSON FOR 2nd graders!" -Lauren B. Hobbs, I'm glad you're my friend

My Interests

My husband Gregory and I want what any couple wants. To retire to Stockholm and develop a currency for dogs and cats to use.

I'd like to meet:

Will Ferrell, Ellen, Tina Fey, Katt Williams, and the cast of Reno 911

Music:

COLDPLAY, Interpol, Cat Power, Massive Attack, Sparta, At The Drive-In, Cold War Kids, Faultline, The Mars Volta, The Octopus Project, Cursive, Mogwai, The Postal Service, Ani DiFranco, Minus The Bear, Thursday, Damien Rice, Jose Gonzalez, She Wants Revenge, A Perfect Circle, Sonic Youth, Engine Down, Tool, Carly Simon, Counting Crows, Muse, Rage Against The Machine, David Gray, Death Cab, Depeche Mode, Ray Lamontagne, The Rapture, Billie Holiday, The Temptations, Elton John, Jurassic 5, Louis Armstrong, Atmosphere, Four Tops, De La Soul, Percy Sledge, Bloc Party, Ratatat, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Ella Fitzgerald

Movies:

Juno, Superbad, Little Miss Sunshine, Shaun of The Dead, Kill Bill vol. 1, Kill Bill vol.2, 28 Days Later, Boondock Saints, Winter Passing, Mean Girls, Tommy Boy, The Great Outdoors, Black Sheep, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Sleeping Beauty, Orange County, Old School, Elf, Wedding Crashers, Meet the Parents, Fight Club, Heavyweights, Labyrinth, any of the Ghost Busters, Superstar, Sandlot, Romeo and Juliet, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men (I, II, and III) The Monster Squad.

Television:

Pushing Daisies, Reno 911, and The Sarah Silverman Program

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, The Bell Jar, Siddhartha, Troy, Chronicles Of A Death Foretold, Raise the Red Lantern, Opium Family, Ask and It Is Given, The Elephant Vanishes.

Heroes:

Will Ferrell. Some great quotes from Will---------"Thatâ€™s elementary, biatch."--------------"I love you, robots." ----------------"No, im not the father. Chuck Norris is the father."------------"My wife DOES have an abnormally large head."------------------"Mommy has a baby in her head."-----------------------------"I piss excellence and crap patriotism."-------------------------"Like a woman from the middle east 'lallalallalalallalala!'"------------------------------"I drive a Prius, man."---------------------------------------"I cant get division, either. Don't worry about learning it."----------------------