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Sarah Suicide [HAF]

and I'll be dancin' on a pony keg

About Me


if ya got a problem say it to my face
we can knuckle up any time, any place
When she sees you she sees
double
double
First and foremost, I'm secure enough to know who I am. I'm not on myspace to impress anyone. I'm very much single atm and ehh it's not too bad. I'm 21 years old anyone on this site who isn't an adult does not matter/impact my life. Hate me; love me, I don't care. EVERYTHING you heard about me is TRUE (I don't give a damn about my bad reputation.) I don't have time nor do I care to defend myself to someone who doesn't matter to me. All bitchiness aside I'm really a sweetheart and I love my life. I wear my heart on my sleeve. To know me, is to love me. In other words, you either really really love me, or really really hate me, whichever. I promise when given the chance I can make you fall head over heals for me. I'm impulsive. I play World of Warcraft likes it's going out of style...sooo nerdy I know. I love to dance, but their are exceptions to the rule...I have to have either glowsticks in my hand or a beer(s). I have a potty mouth. I live my life based on sex & the city quotes. Sunday is my "recovery" day, do not disturb. I'm a full-time student studying advertising and graphic design. Hair and makeup is what I do on the side. I'm also very interested in special fx makeup. I'm a democrat! forever and always. I keep my friends close, and my enemies closer. I'm intimidating. Usually people's first impression of me are that I'm a complete bitch, but really I am quite the opposite, if I like you. I like it when girls talk dirty to me. I also enjoy a good drug induced conversation. I'm not afraid to drop a whole weeks paycheck on a pair of shoes/purse. I over use words that refer to the female anatomy, ex. twat. Body modification has been a part of my life for the past seven years, so all you kids with your trendy snake bites can lick my clit ring ;) Sometimes I laugh so much I snort. Boys say to me “You’re impossible.” I love being in love. Not gonna lie...I have a beer gut. Did I mention I drink a lot? Excessive is my middle name, and when I go on a drinking escapade I usually return home with A. Something broken in my car or B. missing my shoes. I’m a huge flirt. I have absolutely nothing to lose. I'm super cheesy and I want Freebird to be played at my funeral. I fuck while wearing high heels. && lastly my dream place to have sex is a mcdonalds play place.
He is the Joel to my Clementine.
This is a metaphor used constantly,
but for me, this is definitely, entirely true.
He is the sweet, wonderful caring boy,
and I am the impulsive, emotional girl who dyes
her hair too much. He makes me so happy,
and I would really, really like to believe
that our love will survive everything they throw at us. LJ : New lj
MRH : Yea I revived it
I'm known as "the girl with the 40"
or
"the girl with too much makeup on."
cool

My Interests

sweet cotton candy kiss of trancedental bliss

"Talking about art is like dancing about architecture."
I paint, draw, and do ceramics. It consumes me.

I live off this shit


Hair&Makeup
Don't be scared to ask me what I use on my hair, what kind of makeup is that, etc...
cause I'm not a bitch with beauty secrets and I love talking about hair and makeup and I always respond to shit like that kkk.

Booze

Gore

Friends
Family

I'd like to meet:



Someone who makes me feel...

passionate

Music:

Johnny Cash
Oh My God
Blind Melon

Movies:

"Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies."
-Outside Providence
I love
Tim Burton,
John Waters, &
Quentin Tarantino
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:


Style Network
Sex & the City
The Osbournes
Miami Ink
Shear Genius
Project Runway
My Name is Earl
Degrassi
Nip/tuck
America's Next Top Model

Books:

I read books about junkies and scumbags and no matter how much you hope they make it in the end they never do...

Heroes:

These people inspire me and have made me who I am today. They are all beautiful inside as well as on the outside.
Courtney Love
She has been my idol since I was 14, so fuck off.
Kelly OsbourneJolie-Pitt FamilyMarilyn MonroeShirley TempleBrigitte BardotParis's PornShakiraCoco ChanelKat Von DJuliette LewisBill & MonBettie PageKate MossZoey DeschanelAmy WinehouseFamily my mom duh

my dad

my lil sis, samantha

My Blog

tattooooos (updated 3-30-07)

All of these tattoos are done by Lisa Strange from Acid Works in Mt. Morris.She is an amazing artist go check her out!All the pictures were taken when the tattoos were very fresh.Passionatemarilynbrid...
Posted by Sarah Suicide [HAF] on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:24:00 PST

Ya I play WoW

WoWMy baby, Windsorhttp://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Azurem yst&n=Windsor My shadow priest, Fateshttp://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Azuremys t&n=Fates ...
Posted by Sarah Suicide [HAF] on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:07:00 PST

Best news of my whole life!

Sex & the City the MOVIE! I can't wait! ...
Posted by Sarah Suicide [HAF] on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:06:00 PST

New Myspace

http://www.myspace.com/187459960 I made it for real friends, family, and michigan adds only please. My old myspace is still my most active myspace and I will remain using it....
Posted by Sarah Suicide [HAF] on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:42:00 PST

My links (updated)

If you want to know more about me I suggest you add my lj... http://abstracttears.livejournal.com/   I don't use that lj anymore, please ask me for the new lj link. bme http://iam.bmezine.com/?pa...
Posted by Sarah Suicide [HAF] on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 02:45:00 PST

my bedroom

I redid my bedroom this past summer I'm still working on it... I need curtains and such... before:  ..after:...
Posted by Sarah Suicide [HAF] on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST

21st b-day

So between the time of 11:55 & midnight, I did seven shots and drank a mixed drink.  It was pretty much all downhill after that.  My dad brought me my first drink, and everyone else brou...
Posted by Sarah Suicide [HAF] on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:22:00 PST

surgery

I had surgery on my wrist.  I had a bump removed, nothing major, no worries.It hurtsbye
Posted by Sarah Suicide [HAF] on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:45:00 PST