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The Picture of Dorian Gray

HOME WRECKER!!

About Me

I ask for no forgiveness father. For I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to survive. I did not ask for the life I have been given. But it was given none the less. And with it I did my best. AIM bgrimps1 ..[if !IE] ..[endif]

My Interests

Working out, breaking things, water balloons, myspace (ha, ha) electrical devices, breaking light bulbs, pens,inks, caps, cars, music,ohio state buckeyes(best football team ever) starting fires, flipping little kids the bird, kicking small animals, food fights, salt, beer, more beer, snow, large breast, hookers, roller skating, scissors to cut somethin', TV, mud slides, yeah that is it for now you will have to ask me if you want to know more.

I'd like to meet:

Im really feeling you, if you can keep a secret I can keep a secret too. I know got a man your undercover lover I can be your backup plan. We can just pretend were nothing more than friends.

Music:

The Websters, The MENUS, Casting Crowns, Simple Plan, James Blunt, Match box 20, Cold Play, Smashing Punkins, Way too many to list. You can check out www.themenus.org

Movies:

Cruel Intentions, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Donnie Darko, Boondock saints, City of Angels, Frequency, Training Day, Napolean Dynamite, Christmas Vacation, What Lies Beneath, Hitch, The Crow, You Drive me Crazy, 10 Things I hate about you, Waiting, A lot like heaven, A lot like love, The note book, (and no I am not gay!), Just Friends, Wicker Park, American Pie 1,2 and American Wedding. Oh me I forgot to add PORN!

Television:

Seinfeld, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Lost, House, CSI Miami, NCIS and Vegas. Oh and I can't forget the O.C. ! My name is Earl, CSI, The Real world, The Office, Prison Break, Two and a Half men, And up coming I can't wait to watch heroes.

Books:

The buttress of windsor

Heroes:

Well I am not sure about this. I feel I want to be a hero but without the fame. I don't want to do something to make me feel better about myself. I want to help others and let them know that someone in this world actually cares.

My Blog

A Long December

To what I am writing this for is an accumulation of my thoughts, experiences and feelings of 2006.  In the last year a lot of things have changed for me.  Moving downtown was cool.  Mee...
Posted by The Picture of Dorian Gray on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:40:00 PST

I AM RAGE!!!

It has been awhile since I posted a blog but I feel now is the time to do so.  Somethings I have been seeing lately has been pissing me off.  Like the cock knockers that cannot drive.  ...
Posted by The Picture of Dorian Gray on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST

Public transportation

So today I leave work and I am driving through the hood and I see common or atleast someone who looks like he could be his stunt double.  Wait this is where it gets good.  I pass a bus stop ...
Posted by The Picture of Dorian Gray on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

The magic key

ok so the other day I come home and from the bar.  Big surprise right??  Eat shit people!!  Either way I come home and my apartment building has a unpickable lock.  So its a fancy ...
Posted by The Picture of Dorian Gray on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 05:00:00 PST

I weep for the future

Ok its been a little while since I have written a blog but there are a few things I need to get off my chest.  Now I am not going to bash the eastsideeee as usual but I will be sure to throw some...
Posted by The Picture of Dorian Gray on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:12:00 PST

STUCK ON STUPID! !

Ok so I feel like I need to run on about how stupid some people can be. I am usually out everywhere. You may see me here and there whether I am working somewhere or just out with friends. But there ar...
Posted by The Picture of Dorian Gray on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:18:00 PST

Heavy on the Dumb!!

So its been a little bit since I posted my last blog.  But believe me I am still out there doing what I do best.  So I have been downtown for a little bit and the saying is true, "the freaks...
Posted by The Picture of Dorian Gray on Wed, 10 May 2006 06:26:00 PST

Scare tactics

So I just moved into a building where I have to take the elevator just to get around to different parts of the building.  Now I have had some weird experiences already but the best time I have is...
Posted by The Picture of Dorian Gray on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:13:00 PST

EASTSIDEEEE!

So once again I just had to post a blog about the Eastsideeeeee!! The other day I was driving on East broadway which I hate because all you eastside suck lickers! can't do the freakin' speed limit.&nb...
Posted by The Picture of Dorian Gray on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:35:00 PST

Spring time is here!

Now I don't have a lot of time to write this because prison break is coming on and I would like to watch it.  But I had to post a blog because spring is here and if you know the Eastside you know...
Posted by The Picture of Dorian Gray on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:04:00 PST