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Mark

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

"squirls are neat. Also I like fluffy little animals. but here are my three favorate things (not in this order) 1. Pirates 2. Ninjas 3. LesbiansI know its hard to mix a pirate or a ninja with a lesbian, or have a pirate ninja, but come on, somebody needs to try damnit!I also like hunter s. thompson for fear and loathing in las vegas.I also like using improper english and not capitilizing stuff and spelling stuff wrong." ___________ ok that stuff was old, this is new (March 13 2005.) Hunter Thomson, RIP. I am a crazy dude that is a little shy around the babes. I read me a lotta books. Now im trying to summon up the creativity to update my website (www.xfuck.net). I'm awesome so I know you will like me, so give me an email or message or whatever. Rock on, rock out.__________________________Wow, thats old. I still agree with everything above. Its 1/20/2008 now, and I have decided, through my violent badassery, that I should update this old profile of a website that I rarely use! Current occupation: collecting from the government. Current residence: here and there. Current projects: Writing several papers, narrating a comic, compiling several useful books into one, ninja-ing the night (and day, which im better at, because I am really white skinned. In the snowy Barfolo weather, I can be naked and no ones ever seen me!)Well, i'm digging facebook more now. Social networking sites don't get me goin, cept for finding old friends, keeping in contact with relatives, and the occasional lady friend (of course.)

My Interests

Diving deep, deep into the souls of whoever I talk to. Being known as that guy who cheers everyone up just by being there. Having a peculiar trait that lends my companions luck wherever I go (I call it MarKluck.) Eating over 4000 calories a day and still staying 132 pounds with 4% bodyfat NO MATTER WHAT. Others: Wushu, qiqong, shintoism, buddhism, metaphysics, manga, anime, meditation, people in general.

I'd like to meet:

A squirl playing a fkin banjo. I have a big theory on banjos, and how they have this synergy with the soul. Meaning, banjos are badass. Squirls are badass too. So, if a banjo plays a squirl, that synergy alone will be enough to blow brains into orbit with the equation badassery=((vertical plane X energy)effort/inhibition)). I'm no math-man (but I totally watched a show when I was a kid with a pacman who was called mathman. I think it was called Ghost Writer.) but thats a sound equation if you ask me.

Music:

like everyone says I like a lot of music. lets start a list: KMFDM, Aphex Twin, Cake, NIN, Lords of Acid, Chemical Brothers, Fatboy Slim, Moby, Crystal Method, Orbital, Bjork, Yoko Kanno, Daft Punk, Mr Frank Zappa, Junkie XL, Pitchshifter, Massive Attack, Nirvana, Prodigy, Radiohead, Rob Dougan, Smashing Pumpkins, Sublime, and all bands that start with "The" because they are all good.___ Update 2008. I rule. Please regard my list of bands as stuff I DID like, and probably still do. I have eclectic tastes in music.

Movies:

I prefer japanese animation.

Television:

I have not watch TV alone in over a year and a half. TVs grow zombies, man.

Books:

yeah. too many. two bookshelves, many boxes, and a room thats a library in my basement full of just new stuff. I'm a fast reader.

Heroes:

Uzumaki Naruto (dattebayo!), Monkey D. Luffy, Kurosaki Ichigo

My Blog

I am the magick mushroom king

here is a normal convorsation between me and a friend, over this vast information transit system you little humans call the "INTARWEB" yes. im just feelin nutty tonight ive been having lots of fun to...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Posted by Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST