Hi my name is Jesus I was born 8–2 BC/BCE to 29–36 AD/CE, My mother lived in Jerusalem and my father was away all the time, but my mother had Joseph whom I considered a father and teacher. Some people know me as Jesus Christ, but usually it’s only when they are cursing, I think I was came into this world as a Galilean Jew, but my family history is so screwed nobody in my family knows and there isn’t anyone alive who was there. I was regarded as a teacher and healer, was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on orders of the Roman Governor Pontius Pilate under the accusation of sedition against the Roman Empire. While I hung there on the cross my dad sent me a message and said that it was my job to die for all the people and their sins. I thought was a pretty bum wrap since nobody believed in me. After I was crucified by the Romans I was laid to rest in a tomb, but I thought that was a bit boring so I rose from the dead. Not everyone can do that. So now there is a holiday about me being born and raising up from the dead but both of those holidays are during the wrong time so I don’t know if I’m down with celebrating with those folks.
