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Chalkie Danger Standlee

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About Me

We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

My Blog

The Bentley

Last night I looked around and found to my delight, women running around in tight white tops alongside orange bottoms serving wings.  This is always to be regarded as a visit to Hooters.  Th...
Posted by Chalkie Danger Standlee on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST

words and such

Sittin in the Institute, Gap button up, green sweater.  Slicin flow on MySpace like I'm shreddin cheesy chedder.  I'm so throwed off, hey yo I'm slidin off the pleather.  Rather or not ...
Posted by Chalkie Danger Standlee on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

Milk

Alright, so you got white milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, I've even heard of banana flavored milk. If you buy Kool Aid already mixed with the sugar, put like a teaspoon in a glass of milk, it's...
Posted by Chalkie Danger Standlee on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

Christmas in July

I didn't proof read it.  I just wrote it and posted it.  Whatever   The sun in the sky was a pretty good indication of what time it was.  Patrik could feel his skull heating and re...
Posted by Chalkie Danger Standlee on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

I Go Poop

hey yo i go poop on your face--i go poop all over the place--i go poop in interplanetary space-i go poop on your dad's attache' case-i go buy an atlas and poop on united states of america-i poop ...
Posted by Chalkie Danger Standlee on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST

The Box

He looked around the setting trying to find some sort of clarity among the twisted hue of the situation.  The walls looked back, a cold gazing stare at him from all sides as he argued with h...
Posted by Chalkie Danger Standlee on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:03:00 PST

Bob Dylan is a frikkin GENIOUS

Reporter: How many people who major in the same musical vineyard in which you toil, how many are protest singers? That is, people who use their music, and use the songs to protest the uh, social state...
Posted by Chalkie Danger Standlee on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:05:00 PST

I love this exchange...

Raoul Duke: Well? What are your plans? Dr. Gonzo: Plans? Raoul Duke: The child in the bedroom. Dr. Gonzo: Oh, Lucy. I met her on the plane. Yeah, she's a religious freak. I gave her a cap before I r...
Posted by Chalkie Danger Standlee on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 11:48:00 PST

16 things you should know about Chuck Norris

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad He has never cried.   2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, His family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the f...
Posted by Chalkie Danger Standlee on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 09:35:00 PST

More stuff you should know about Chuck Norris

1. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because hes gay, its because he has run out of women. 2. Macguyver can build a plane out of gum and paperclips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and ta...
Posted by Chalkie Danger Standlee on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 09:33:00 PST