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spanksrealm

About Me

G'day, I don't think there's much I want/need to write in here. I do believe the following picture says it all.

My Interests

Hockey, sleeping, breathing.

I'd like to meet:

Most likely everyone but you.
And, if you are under the impression that I'd like to meet you - don't even try adding me without some form of a message.

Music:


The Lucksmiths
Refused
Rise Against
Billy Joel
Front End Loader
Dan Kelly and The Alpha Males
The Living End
Sonic Youth
Muse
How Machines Work
The Bronx
Karnivool
theredsunband
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Sarah Blasko
Jebediah
After The Fall
The Postal Service
Queens of the Stone Age
Blur

Gazoonga Attack
Payoff
The Grates
Bob Dylan
The Guild League
Thrice
The Simpletons
Darren Hanlon
The Tremors
Ben Folds/Five
...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
Thursday
The Butterfly Effect
Franz Ferdinand
The Strokes
Ground Components
The Mamas and the Papas
Blueline Medic
Islands

Movies:


La Haine
Fight Club
The Shawshank Redemption
Pulp Fiction
A Clockwork Orange
American History X
Sick - The Life & Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist
Donnie Darko
Requiem For A Dream
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Illusionist
Perfume
The Royal Tennenbaums
Beetlejuice
Wayne's World
The Departed
The Number 23
Little Miss Sunshine
All Quiet On The Western Front
Pippi Longstocking (old)
Interview With The Vampire
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Transformers
Primal Fear
Battle Royale
American Beauty
Death To Smoochy
Priscilla Queen Of The Desert
Patch Adams
Billy Elliot
The Castle
Se7en
Sunshine
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Little Mermaid
Amelie

Television:


Oz
The Shambles
South Park
Family Guy
[Scrubs]
SOS
Dark Angel
Stargate SG-1
The Mighty Boosh
Ghost In The Shell
Get Smart
Monkey
John Safran's Music Jamboree
John Safran vs. God
Arrested Development

Books:


by Chuck Palahniuk
by Amy Hempel
Catch-22
Montana 1948
Bel Canto
Two Weeks With The Queen
A Clockwork Orange
All Quiet On The Western Front
A View From The Bridge
All My Sons
Perfume
Animal Farm
1984
Candy
In The Blood
Footrat Flats comics
by Tim Winton
by Anne Rice

My Blog

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Moments after leaving Safeway, Raelene and Danielle stole a bike.It was red, and the spokes were broken and rusty - just like the bike in The Lucksmith's song.Danielle liked it immediately.Raelene hel...
Posted by spank on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 06:12:00 PST

transformers

excited any?
Posted by spank on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:08:00 PST

polyester

polyester records is an independent record store. it sells cds, records and t-shirts.it had a t-shirt i was looking for, and an old lucksmiths ep i didn't have. it was the purpose of my expedition to ...
Posted by spank on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:35:00 PST

i said your driving couldn't be worse, but i really meant just the reverse

sometimes my dad's a bit of a crazy bastard. perhaps a tad kooky is a nicer way of saying it. i was washing the dishes tonight, and my mum dipped a pineapple tin into the sink, and out again, somehow ...
Posted by spank on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST

todd jumped a fence

phone rings. unknown number... "hello, danielle?""yeah?""this is todd. i just jumped a fence.""cool.""i'm so excited to be talking on the phone right now...i'm gonna go now.""bye.""bye." that was fun....
Posted by spank on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

worms

so tonight i come home from work, and there's these little silver foil packets on the table.mum gestures towards them, and tells me i have to be wormed.i can't say this happens a lot in my house. appa...
Posted by spank on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:25:00 PST

the world at my fingertips

the computer is back. the house is empty but for me and some very bald dogs.oh, and a pot plant i'm not allowed to kill.i have some paint drying outside.and the radio'sa playin'.this is going to be th...
Posted by spank on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST

i have no computer

i've said this to a few of you, but i have no computer at the moment.somehow...well everything's gone. and i'm too angry to reconnect the internet or anything. so i figured that i'd go to the library ...
Posted by spank on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:38:00 PST

why gedanken is a wanken

because i'm not this guy:
Posted by spank on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:41:00 PST

the rabbit suit

oh ms nm oi hasbe a rabbit suot and i ca'ntr' type wirt the midtetlen onsa oh man i have a rabbit suit and i can't type with the mittens on.my sister just rang: sister: "can you put the oven on at 180...
Posted by spank on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 05:39:00 PST