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cheese

my stupid mouth has gotten me in trouble

About Me

*.things i don't like.*
i don't like most girls.
i don't like wine coolers.
i don't like most of those girly drinks, like smirnoff ice.
i don't like the rain, or cold weather.
i don't like men who hit on me and are old enough to be my father.
i don't like people who don't think before they speak.
i don't like most kinds of nuts.
i don't like horror movies.
i don't like people who touch my stereo.

*.things i like*.
i like my friends.
i like chocolate, especially in ice cream.
i like baking
i like my professor chaos.
i like bridget jones movies.
i like south park.
i like music.
i like to cook new foods.
i like my boyfriend.
i like romantic movies that make me cry.
i like receiving flowers.
i like hallie's breakfast burritos.
and so on and so forth. there's a much bigger list, but you'll have to get to know me to find out.

My Interests

playing with professor chaos, singing, dancing, going to shows, reading, writing, playing video games (what a nerd), hanging out with my ladies and fellows, driving, movies movies movies, magic (even nerdier), playing guitar, listening to music.

I'd like to meet:

the person who tied a knot in the top of ben's bag.

Music:

i think i mostly like metal these days...it's hard to tell because i never listen to just one thing.

Movies:

gone with the wind, office space, south park: bigger longer, and uncut, spaceballs, team america: world police, cannibal: the musical, el crimen del padre amaro, amores perros, maria full of grace, ed wood, love actually, down with love, airheads, going overboard, billy madison, happy gilmore, big daddy, mr. deeds, l'apartament espagnole, cowboys and angels, girafot (if anyone finds this movie on dvd, i will give you 20 bucks), gentlemen prefer blondes, roman holiday, breakfast at tiffany's...i'm tired of writing good movies.

Television:

i don't watch a whole lot of t.v., but i loooooooove 24.

Books:

good omens, the discworld series, the song of fire and ice series, the stephanie plum series, gone with the wind, monster, the notebook, message in a bottle...so you can see, anything that's science fiction or romantic comedy.

My Blog

long day...very upsetting.

it's amazing how sad you can be when someone passes.  it's even more amazing when you don't know the person very well. Logan Whitehurst was a really neat person.  I know that whenever I was ...
Posted by cheese on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:33:00 PST

how sad is this?

like I didn't know I was fat and lazy, assholes.   Your Deadly Sins Gluttony: 40% Sloth: 40% Pride: 20% Envy: 0% Greed: 0% Lust: 0% Wrath: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14% ...
Posted by cheese on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:46:00 PST

waiting for jessica to message me back.

today is a very very boring day.  nothing is going on at the mortuary.  really, I don't have anything to say.  my life is so non-angsty. cafe zazzle = good good food, nice girls. my boy...
Posted by cheese on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:40:00 PST

bad mood, need burritos and lovin.

what is wrong with me?  am I like, some sort of freak or something? also, why can't I ever be happy?  why am I always looking for holes in the lining? I didn't used to be this...well, crappy...
Posted by cheese on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:41:00 PST

the onion = hecka funny.

There's No Way I'm Saving That Guy By Jesus Christ June 28, 2006 | Issue 4226 All right. I realize I am supposed to be all-merciful, universally loving, the Light and the Way and everything, but ev...
Posted by cheese on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:58:00 PST

goodbye old friend.

so for those of you who don't know, my cat died one week ago today. the really nice thing about having a pet is no matter how annoying your boyfriend is, or what a crappy day you've had, there's alway...
Posted by cheese on Sun, 14 May 2006 07:21:00 PST

Clay Aiken is GAY!!?!?!?

maybe this blog should be titled "who the fuck didn't know that?"or "who the fuck cares?"or "for christ's sake, his name rhymes with gay." just kidding on that last one. seriously, though, how do you ...
Posted by cheese on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:57:00 PST

stumble.

I'm not the kind of girl you bring to motherI'm not the kind of girl you kiss in publicMy manners leave a lot to be desiredAt least I'm not a liarI'm not about the subtle innuendoMore likely to t...
Posted by cheese on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:26:00 PST

world's biggest padonkadonk.

so that title goes to me now.  I definitely broke a CD that was halfway in my CD player with my ass. the way it works is, I was reaching across to vacuum under the front passenger seat.  app...
Posted by cheese on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:51:00 PST

i'm ready to be normal again.

my parents are worried about me.my boyfriend is sick of it.my friends think i'm different.how does one get back to normal?maybe, after today, i can go back. i don't know how. i wish i did. if i did...
Posted by cheese on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:24:00 PST