Ninjas Are Better Than Pirates
I AM LEAH WHITMAN:
I'm having a hard time finding an opening sentence to define myself.
I'm insecure...
but overly confident at the same time.
I'm extremely sarcastic...
extremely rude...
and i will not tell you what you want to hear.
I like to create conflict becuase it keeps things interesting.
I'm a Snowboarder.
I'm in absolute love with Saves The Day.
I drive.
I find flaws in everyone and
i can be a perfectionist...
but also extremely disorganized.
I like it when people appreciate me
for my mind.
my conversations.
my opinions.
my cursive writing.
the way i look after i blink.
And if it comes down to me and her
You Know I'd Kiss You Better.
I like to look at people...
and i expect people to notice everything about me...
people dont love what they dont notice.
most people dont love.
You're not my favorite.
Immaturity wastes my time...
but also entertains it.
So does the internet.
I can be dishonest...
but not in a fake way...
I don't lie anymore.
I just pretend.
if you can make sense of that ...
i want to be your friend.
Don't fucking add me if you're just
trying to make your friend's list more impressive
I still dont like stupid people
Or unoriginal people
Or critical hypocrits
Or girls who aren't nearly as cool
as they make themselves out to be
GET IT WHOA.
all i want is your pretty little
heart ♥
