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Max

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View Max ART Here: www.MaxBareRocks.comVisit my gallery in Pilsen Park... pweeeez and make get knifed your friend!:ALSO ALSO "5" titled show is still up at AOKAY Official Chicago!!! until June 22! amazing new work from Lana Crooks, Revise CMW, Nick Bach, David "Cove" Gonzales and yours truly!!! Don't Miss Out!who me? well i help monkeys with their projects like this one here:I was raised by wolves and.. and beavers. After learning the appropriate hunting and dam-building skills necessary to survive the wild, a nurturing bond developed between me and the pack. All was fun and wolfish good times, until the brothers caught me drawing on our cave walls when I should have been hunting and downing trees. I was ridiculed by my brethren then exiled from the pack. I decided to leave the forest and venture out into the outside world they call "the city." I befriended a local trick named Lana, who saw something promising in my work. We believed if I developed my trade, I would be welcomed into the city with open arms. Then Lana was killed by mobsters. A rival beaver gang called the Apache Kaiser Squadron. So now I've spent the last twelve years building an underground army of sewer children to bring vengence to.... oh, it's just easier if you call me an idiot..

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Muses or Amusing Folks watch this SCAD alumni. I'll watch this whenever I need a swift kick in the ass.

My Blog

ZOMBIE DETH!

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Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:58:00 GMT

New Blog from the max (been a while)

Haha! I ain't blogging jack! Instead i'm routing you to my new blogger page.From now on I'm using myspace for updates here:maxblogI got pics from the Creature House wall!Later fellas
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:16:00 GMT

i've always been a guy with a sweet tooth and that girl's like a king-size candybar..

so a good friend just informed me that quite possibly the best rock band to be in the airwaves since the turn of the century is breaking up very soon.http://pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/37149/Sleat...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:33:00 GMT

Ode to Cupcake

Stick around one minute more, I'm smarter than you think.Do i sound like an old bore? oh man, it's just the drink..I didn't always hit the gin. There were times when i fit in.They'll never know how m...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 22:58:00 GMT

i thought there was a virtue in always being cool

first post.. in 2006! (for me anyway) yeah so 2005 is over and 2006 is here to stay well.. for another 360 days that is. i hope you all had a good eve and fun times were had by all. i had a bit of...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 00:13:00 GMT

My Sister knows her shizz

..got back from Andrew Bird show... flabuluos..... amazanoshing ... honestly i am speechless. he is unbelievable- i'd say check out his music but its not the same. haha i actually went to this sh...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 01:01:00 GMT

there's no room inside a box

The show was fucking awesome. i love these guys. this was my 5th time seeing king's x and each show has been better than the last. that's all i got to say - fucking. awesome. alright i should go...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 20:47:00 GMT

I Rock You Rock We All Rock For Iraq

Hey! my dude kevin's done with basic!! he survived the scorching heat and insane torture i mean, training. good job man! oh wait none of you are from elyria nor do you know what i'm talking about. ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Aug 2005 22:37:00 GMT

YouFuckers're crrrazy!!

yeah so second day of being on myspace? got 190 friend requests/comments - all about my hair and my bio and my one piece of art on here. yeah, that made me cancel getting updates on my email account....
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jul 2005 08:51:00 GMT

I Hate You All

I have been assimilated. bzzzt! There now - i have joined the mighty myspace. I hope you are all happy. All... zero of you - i don't know anyone on here. who are you people?? why did i join this t...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jul 2005 22:43:00 GMT