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HORROR FILM REVIEWS UPDATED FREQUENTLY! SO KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE BLOGS AND SUBSCRIBE TO SEE WHAT'S CURRENTLY BEING REVIEWED, PROTECTED OR RIPPED TO SHREDS. Indeed there is. Just don't expect the reviews to be Gore Free and PG. This is a HORROR MOVIE REVIEW SITE after all and if there isn't any gore than I'm afraid you've taken the wrong path. First and foremost before babbling and ripping off anyone's ears or taking out their eyes with my reviews (no, not really going to happen except for ripping on films when the need calls for it), I've devised this site as a straightforward place for reviews. To the biggest place I'll post reviews in THE BLOGS ABOVE and HAVE UPDATES ON WHAT HAS BEEN REVIEWED IN THIS SECTION. "WE GOT ONE!" THE RULES: It's simple and straightforward really. I'll review a film from the basics of its plot structure, the casting, the horror, blah, blah, blah. The typical stuff and give you my review with an indepth analysis of the film. Yes, IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS THAN I SUGGEST NOT READING. I WILL ALLOW DISCUSSION POST-REVIEWS, but I'm not looking to see arguments and people tearing each other apart. I know we all love the horror genre in our own ways, but I'm not letting anyone rip into anyone else. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion even if the film literally sucks. SO NO FLAMING, INSULTING OR ATTACKING ANYONE'S OPINIONS. I WILL DELETE YOU FROM MY FRIEND'S LIST AND BLOCK YOU. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. A LITTLE BACKGROUND ON MYSELF (THE SITE CREATOR):Derek Andrew Sharp RANDY: "Oh god no! Not another sequel!" -I'VE BEEN SCREENWRITING FOR 14 YEARS EXACTLY. MOSTLY INDEPENDENT HORROR AND SCI-FI. -A HORROR FILM FANATIC (pretty obivous from the site choice). -LONG TIME FAVORITES: ROMERO DEAD SERIES, VARIOUS FRIDAY THE 13THS AND HALLOWEENs and countless others. WORST HORROR FILM SAT THROUGH TO DATE: HOUSE OF THE DEAD. (Yes, I own it even and I still want my money back). CLASSICS VS. THE REMAKES? THE CLASSICS. SEQUEL OR NOT? DEPENDS ON THE FILM OR FRANCHISE.------------------------------------------------
SITE UPDATES!
------------------------- 7/17/2007
TURISTAS Review Posted!--------------------------BLACK X-MAS Remake Review Posted. More to come tonight and tomorrow.---------------------------I've been slacking slightly but I've posted three new reviews up: INCUBUS, THE HITCHER REMAKE and DEAD SILENCE. I've got plans to add at least four tomorrow and five the following day so stay tuned.Also have a few independent horror films on my list to do from MATCHBOX PICTURES.--------------------------LAST DOORWAY SHORT FILMS REVIEWED! (7/6/2007)------------------------------------
THE FIRST REVIEW POSTED -- NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD 1968! (7/6/2007)

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Rob Zombie’s HALLOWEEN

ROB ZOMBIE'S HALLOWEENRATED: RStarring Malcolm McDowell, Sheri Moon Zombie, Danielle Harris and Tyler Mane.THE BASIC PLOT: We follow the evolution of a young Michael Myers into the adult white William...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:12:00 GMT

BLOODRAYNE The Movie

BLOODRAYNEDirected By Uwe BollStarring Kristanna LokenUwe Boll has a decent track record outside of game based movies but fact of the matter is he can't keep his hands clean. First it was HOUSE OF THE...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:58:00 GMT

STAY ALIVE (The Unrated Cut)

STAY ALIVEWritten By William Brent Bell and Matthew PetermanDirected By William Brent BellStarring Sophia Bush Somewhere along the lines, the concept of horror in Hollywood fell under the cliche ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:55:00 GMT

HILLS HAVE EYES 2 Remake Sequel

THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2 remake sequelWritten By Wes Craven and Jonathon CravenDirected By Martin WeiszGenerally, I like certain sequels off the bat, but after coming out of the remake of the original TH...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:07:00 GMT

TURISTAS

TURISTASWritten By Michael Arlen RossDirected By Dean StockwellStarring Josh Duhamel and Melissa GeorgeSomewhere between HOSTEL and HOSTEL 2 and the SAW movies, Hollywood decided to flourish in the ki...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:21:00 GMT

BLACK CHRISTMAS Remake

BLACK X-MAS Remake(Yes, this is what the DVD was actually titled.)Written and Directed By Glen MorganThe idea of a remake of another movie, that I haven't seen yet is nothing new. Yes, I know I'm behi...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:14:00 GMT

INCUBUS Starring Tara Reid

INCUBUSWritten By Gary HumphreysDirected By Anya CamilleriStarring Tara ReidSometime inbetween ALONE IN THE DARK and the boobittude period of her career, Tara Reid has managed to actually squeeze in a...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 22:16:00 GMT

THE HITCHER Remake Review

THE HITCHER (REMAKE)Written By Eric Red and Jake Wade Wall and Eric BrentDirected by Dave MyersOnce again Hollywood graces us with yet another remake except yet again it's from the same people who bro...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 20:11:00 GMT

DEAD SILENCE Review

DEAD SILENCEWritten By Leigh WhannellDirected By James WanAt some point during the success of the SAW series, the creators managed to hammer out another film."Beware the stare of Mary Shaw. She has no...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 19:44:00 GMT

LAST DOORWAY SHORT FILMS

LAST DOORWAY SHORT FILMSDated: July 6, 2007By THE AXE     CONFESSION     Written and Directed By Reyna Young     Starring Dylan Walsh and Az...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:25:00 GMT