So... I’m dead. |
So, the story goes, my neighbors apparently put me in a box and dumped me at the pound where they "euthanized" me. Yeah. A gangsta like me was killed at the pound. What a pussy-ass way to go. I'm piss...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:52:00 GMT |
Sad news in cat world. |
So, yeah. I haven't written in a while. Sorry about that. The bitches keep me so busy sometimes. Well, I have something sad to report to y'all. My little brother Xander aka Button has died. And he did...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:28:00 GMT |
Oh shit... |
I miss my mom. Where has Emma gone? That ho has deserted me!!! I'm sure she was just concerned about me getting killed with all the traffic on 21st st... but come on. Where is that beeyotch??? I miss ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:47:00 GMT |
Yep. Im a fantastic cat. |
So, as if y'all didn't know, I'm amazing.
I've been working out and I'm hellza buff. Totally bulky and ripped. Plus my amazing gray color makes me an automatic pick for the ladies. I swear, I g...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:50:00 GMT |
I kick some serious ass. |
So the other night some asshole tried to step on my toes. Needless to say, the fucker learned a lesson.
I was just chillin' in the kitchen, eating some grub when this fucking cat tried to come ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 23:23:00 GMT |
Thursday evening with Emma |
Life is good, man. Sometimes you just have one of those days where everything just seems right.
I've been staying out of trouble pretty much. The bitches come and go like always, and the possum...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:23:00 GMT |
Oh my fucking god... |
BITCH! SHIT! FUCK! PISS!
There are bad happenings at my house...
The possum has been hanging out under the house. Stupid fucker won't even give me THAT bit of space. Ah, but he's got so...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:10:00 GMT |
There are interesting things going on... |
Hmm... so today Emma went out and got some new stuff... New cat toys, new cat food, tasty little treats in a shiny bag and some really bitchin' fabric that would be perfect for a new cat collar...
&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 02:09:00 GMT |
I got my fuckin’ ass kicked!!! |
So, I was out on the town last night, prowling around and looking for some ladies when I apparently pissed off the wrong possum. Here's how the conversation went:
Possum: Hey cat, what the fuck...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:32:00 GMT |
Sunday Laziness |
This is my first-ever blog. I'm dictating this to Emma because it's really hard to type with paws. Today has been a typical day so far. I had some meow mix earlier and took a nap on the couch. My budd...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 17:13:00 GMT |
