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♥ Steve ♥

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About Me

My name is Steve, I joined MySpace so I could view other peoples blogs. I really have no idea what my physical description is, but my permit says Date of Birth: 12-09-1989, Sex: M, Eyes: BLU, Height: 5-10, Weight: 130. Hmm, I prefer moonlight to sunlight, Winter to Fall, playing music to singing, warm rain and thunderstorms (in moderation) to constant sun, and skinny over fat. I don't like beer. If I had to die violently, I'd prefer to be shot.

Oh yeah. & Vida is my bestest friend in the whole entire world!

(steve, you better not delete that...) :] i mean.. what?!
STEVE
Sis forSerene
Tis forTasty
Eis forElitist
Vis forVisionary
Eis forExquisite What Does Your Name Mean?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Steve Benton
Birthday: December 9 1989 (get me something nice)
Birthplace: A Hospital? Sheesh...
Current Location: Brooklyn Park
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5-10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Norwegian
The Shoes You Wore Today: White 'n blue Nike's
Your Weakness: Caffine
Your Fears: Heights, spiders, snakes, large bears, and Sasquatch
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, sausage, shrooms, and green olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Haha, get sexy ripped abs like thety show on T.V.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL!!! OMG!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why does my mouth taste like shit?
Your Best Physical Feature: *rakish wink*
Your Bedtime: Weekdays 12:00, Weekends 3,4,5,6,7 am, or the next night
Your Most Missed Memory: Haha, 8th grade was bomb
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I AM the Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No sir
Do you Swear: I tried to quit once, but it was so damn hard
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: No *tear* :P
Do you want to go to College: Yes (Ivy League, bitches)
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: In my own special way
Are you a Health Freak: Used to be
Do you get along with your Parents: Hell nah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You and the Captain can make it happen
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: (thinks) Not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Mmm, not yet
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Quick and w/o pain thank you very much
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Musician or Politician
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia, idk why
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Well, not long, but not dyke short either, haha.
Height: A little shorter than me (I'm 5-10)
Weight: 130
Best Clothing Style: As long as she looks good in it and it's not all black (eek)
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 5
Number of Piercings: Haha, anywhere between two and five
Number of Tattoos: One, at most
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hmm... five
testicles.
You scored as Hot. Haha! u are so hotttttttttt!

Prep


60%

Hot


60%

Geek/Nerd


60%

Punk


53%

"Ghetto"


40%

Stoner


33%

Jock


33%

Emo Kid


33%

Goth


13%

Loner


13%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
Tootsie Roll Pop
It only takes three licks to get to your center! What Kind of Candy Are You?

Your Deadly Sins


Wrath: 100%
Sloth: 80%
Envy: 60%
Greed: 60%
Pride: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Lust: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 54%
You will die, but first you will turn into an evil robot. How Sinful Are You?
Yea, Yea, so maybe I'm not perfect, okay? :P

How Are You Going To Die?

Death... By Mow Mow...
Mow Mow... is generally not known by anyone. It is death by having fruit shoved up your ass. Nice way to go!

Click Here to Take This Quiz
You Are 65% American
Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! How American Are You?

.. You scored as Trendy. Your A Trendy
Trendy


85%

Prepy


75%

Rocker, Mosher


70%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


70%

Goth


25%

Skater


20%

Emo


15%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
Take the quiz: "which ALCOHOL are you?"

rum
whooo hoooo rum is awesome, especially with cola!!! Rock on!
Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?

Green Ranger
You are the Green Ranger. You are Tommy who was first evil, but then became good. Your weapons are the Sword of Darkness, the Dragon Shield, and the Dragon Dagger. You ARE the Dragon.


You Are the Swedish Chef
"Bork! Bork! Bork!"
Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.
No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.
But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse The Muppet Personality Test

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic || 10%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test

My Interests

Here's a fun fact for the kids: Ernest Hemingway killed himself using a shotgun purchased at an Abercrombie & Fitch store.

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin Michael Shermer Richard Dawkins Stephen Jay Gould Christopher Hitchens ... ... and now, for the Ultimate Movie Trailor:.. width="425" height="350" ....WEeeeeeeeeeee.Oh. & I've already met Vida, the coolest person in the universe. :] he-he-heee.


Tranzliate this Shiznit to Jive!

Click the Spinn'n Rim Beotch!

Created by 2 high school students to kick myspace's ass

Modest Mouse! Ohh, Bright Eyes cover *shiver of joy*
Praise You! If college doesn't work out, then, well... this is what I'm going to do for a living.

Music:

Well we scheme and we scheme but we always blow it
We've yet to crash, but we still might as well enjoy it
Standing at a light switch to each east and west horizon,
Every dawn you're surprising,
And the evening was consoling
Saying "See it wasn't quite as bad as..."
- Isaac Brock

Modest Mouse
Ugly Cassanova
John Butler Trio
Sun Kil Moon
Sufjan Stevens
Belle & Sebastian
Death Cab for Cutie
The Postal Service
Frou Frou
Imogen Heap
A.T.B.
Coldplay
Incubus
Muse
Ted Leo and the Pharmicists
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Smashing Pumpkins
Sonic Youth
Bright Eyes
Weezer
311
Atmosphere
Slightly Stoopid
Sublime
The Decemberists
Streetlight Manifesto
The Shins
Placebo
Shinedown
The White Stripes
The Killers
Architecture In Helsinki
Boards of Canada
Explosions in the Sky
Lacuna Coil
Aaron Copland
Antonín Dvořák
Bedřich Smétana
Felix Mendelssohn
Frédéric Chopin
Gustav Mahler
Hector Berlioz
Josquin des Prez
Sergei Prokofiev

Movies:

The Forty Year Old Virgin
Spaceballs
Hot Fuzz
Shaun of the Dead
Beerfest
Dazed and Confused
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Juno
Lost in Translation
Garden State
Children of Men
The Departed
Crank
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Reefer Madness
300
Smokin' Aces
Clerks.
Clerks II
Dogma
Mall Rats
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd
- Alexander Pope

Television:

I basically don't watch T.V. BUT. I have been watching the Sopranos on my On Demand cable thingy, and I've been downloading consecutive episodes of the O.C. onto my computer, because it is my new favorite show, mad props out to Grant Benson for that one. *raises glass* ... *then goes to watch the O.C.*

despite the fact that vida told me to watch the oc 3 years ago... :]




Books:

I finished the entire collection of the Lord of the Rings... again. That's quality literature right there. Hmm, the last book I read was The Odyssey.
Before that, Siddhartha by Herman Hesse, Of Mice and Men (John Steinbeck), 'Tis by Frank McCourt (he wrote Angela's Ashes), One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, In the Time of the Butterflies by Julia Alvarez which sucks big penis by the way, The Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller, and The Great Gatsby by Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald (which is a very good book, I think). Hmm, a couple years ago I read Cannery Row and The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck.
Uhh, apart from that I read lots of road signs and drive through menus. I read comedic t-shirts (aka "Czech yourself before you wreck yo self" and "I'm tits... I'm Ron Burgundy" followed by "I love lamp".
Currently, I'm reading My Sister's Keeper, Julius Ceasar, and 1984 by George Orwell.
"Cassius was right. The fault, my dear Brutus, lies not with the stars but with us."

Heroes:

Winston Churchill - The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom was so fond of cigars, a cigar size was named in his honour.
Bill Cosby - The U.S. American comedian attributes his fondness for cigars to his idol Groucho Marx.
Tom DeLay - The U.S. American politician has long supported the trade embargo against Cuba. A 2005 photo in Time Magazine shows him smoking a Cuban cigar.
Robert DeNiro - The U.S. actor is always smoking.
Thomas Edison - The inventor smoked ten cigars a day.
Sigmund Freud - Prototypically smoked while his patients lay on the couch. He remarked, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar", regarding the phallic symbolism of cigars.
Adolf Galland - World War Two German fighter ace; installed a lighter in his cockpit.
George Gershwin - U.S. American jazz and classical composer.
Ulysses S. Grant - Civil War general and U.S. President. Twenty cigars a day. When a newspaper reported that he liked cigars, people sent him over 20,000.
Che Guevara - Argentinian revolutionary. Smoked during meeting pauses.
Michael Jordan - The basketball player often smoked in the locker room during championship celebrations.
John F. Kennedy - President of the United States. The night before imposing a trade embargo on Cuba, he ordered Pierre Salinger to obtain 1,000 Cuban cigars.
Rush Limbaugh - U.S. conservative radio talk show host, regularly on the cover of Cigar Aficionado. A feud with Arnold Schwarzenegger ended with Arnold sending him a custom humidor.
Joe Perry - The Aerosmith guitarist often has a cigar on stage ("You Gotta Move" DVD during "Toys in the Attic") and backstage.
Pope St. Pius X - Smoked on occasion.
Babe Ruth - Baseball player.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Austrian-U.S. bodybuilder, actor, and Governor of California. Erected a smoking tent on the capitol lawn because smoking is banned in the buildings.
Sylvester Stallone - Actor, screenwriter, film director. Contracted with the tobacco industry to smoke in movies.
Mark Twain - U.S. American author. Said he smoked whenever awake. Claimed to have smoked 24 cigars in one day. Said that quitting was easy--he had done it a thousand times.
Orson Welles - Constantly with a cigar, especially later in life.
Jesse Ventura - Wrestler, actor, and Minnesota governor. Arnold Schwarzenegger introduced him to cigars while filming Predator.

My Blog

Oh, Lard...

Float your ass down the river Shannon on a potato raft bound for Dublin. It's a beautiful night, aptly following a beautiful day, and the air coming through my window on its first night open in over.....
Posted by ♥ Steve ♥ on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

*tear*

Wow I just realized that there's a Death Cab and Franz Ferdinand concert this Thursday night at the Northrop Auditorium... and, likely, it's already sold out.  *stabs self through the heart - jus...
Posted by ♥ Steve ♥ on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 04:30:00 PST

Pre-planning the senior prank

Follow the weblink if you want to see my inspiration.  PS: I'f you steal it, I'll punch you in the baby maker.http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2005/12/pacmaninvasion.html
Posted by ♥ Steve ♥ on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:08:00 PST

I have another joke, yes I do

I do indeed, inside me shoe. Check it, yo.  I'm the shiznit, I buy yall cars. Here goes, and if you're offended then... your gay. (insert country bumpkins) .................................. ...
Posted by ♥ Steve ♥ on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:03:00 PST

I've got a great drunk joke

"A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. pa...
Posted by ♥ Steve ♥ on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 07:30:00 PST

Hey, I'm actually writing a blog with a point to it! LOOK!

Is it just me, or does my profile seem suddenly 'alcohol oriented'?  I don't know... just wondering.  I certainly think so, but hey, I only MADE the profile.  Hmm, what else... Pat owes...
Posted by ♥ Steve ♥ on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 10:10:00 PST

I guess that I just wanted to blog?

Hey, I reserve my right in the Constitution of the United States of America t blog.  Yea, I know it's not in there, but I also know that you're too lazy to check anyway.  Hmm... Oh yea ...
Posted by ♥ Steve ♥ on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 07:44:00 PST

Damn Kids and Your "MUSIC"!

Hallo. Oy, I'm trying to keep this summer alive!  For me at least.  I want to keep from just sleeping and resting my eyes all day.  I want to get up and bike or go to a movie.  But...
Posted by ♥ Steve ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST