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loafy. andrew. ho. as told by samalama. you may think you know the man, but you dont. ho is, well, a ho. at any given time you could find him at the corner of clayton road and kirker pass, being a ho, if the money is right that is. he likes his metal, he likes his country. he has spent the last year or so hoing around the united states and australia, going from strange home to strange home, banging random instruments. he is hella chill, as most hos are. when he is not hoing around, he likes to kick it and chillax. he can take your money beating your ass at pool, after a few drinks. and believe me, he likes his drinks. get him drunk enough, he'll do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight. he is the coolest guy you will ever meet in your entire life, if you can over look the fact that he is a huge ho. oh, and ladies, one last thing: he is a drummer and drummers do it with rythm. oh yeah. love sam.
Rock n Roll died the day John Bonham died
-Billy Joel
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you
gotta put up with the rain.
-Dolly Parton
Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity. Hate destroys a mans sense of values and his objectivity. It causes him to describe the beautiful as ugly and the ugly as beautiful, and to confuse the true with the false and the false with the true.
-Martin Luther King Jr.
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
- Cheech Marin
Whats another word for Thesaurus?
-Steven Wright
If there were no God, there would be no Aethiests
-G. K. Chesterton
Now go out and make disciples of all nations.
-Jesus
I'm thirty years old, but i read at the Thirty-four-year-old level
-Dana Carvey
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-Ernest Hemingway
Common sense is the collection of prejudices aquired by age eighteen
-Albert Einstein
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-Robert Frost
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
-John Wayne
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
-Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
I tried to walk a line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely, but I now realize that I did not fully accomplish that goal
-William J. Clinton - Bill Clinton
Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
-Howard Scott
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-Elvis Presley
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
-Woody Allen
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
-Dave Barry
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid
and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and
I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-George Bush
I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.
--General George S. Patton
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
-Mother Teresa
In time we hate that which we often fear.
-William Shakespeare
Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or
am I miserable because listen to pop music?
- John Cusack
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people
make up 75 percent of the population.
-David Letterman
Ahh, Beer! My one weakness...my Achilles Heel, if you will...
-Homer Simpson
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
-William J. Clinton - Bill Clinton
I did not have sex with that woman
-William J. Clinton - Bill Clinton
What's the use of sending a $2 million missile into a $10 tent to hit a camel in the butt?
--George W. Bush
Wait, I just remembered something! You're boring
and my legs work.
-David Spade..
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