"Come on down! The weather's perfect." - Bob Hope and George Lopez
A few Christmas jokes of mine:
"Washington is beautiful this time of year..."
"I do all my Xmas shopping in January..."
"Xmas is the time for giving..."
"Hope-ful century of wit and laughter"
No one ever traveled so far .. so often .. to entertain so many
My Biography and further references at Wikipedia
Dolores Reade Hope
"Thanks For The Memory"
Thanks for the mem-o-ry___
of can-dle light and wine,____
Cas-tles on the Rhine,__The Par -the- on and
mo-ments on the Hud-son Riv-er Line.___
How love - ly it was!
Thanks for the mem-o-ry___
of rain-y af-ter-noons,____
Swing - y Har-lem tunes,___
And mo-tor trips and burn - ing lips and
burn-ing toast and prunes,___
How love - ly it was! ...
"Slapstick and the great divide"