Anyone who loves Guinness.
Anyone who drinks as much Guinness as I do.
Anyone who wants to race me in chugging Guinness.
Anyone who can dance better than me holding a full pint of Guinness behind my back.
Anyone who wants to drink Guinness out of my feet.
Anyone who has more than two Guinness stains on the same shirt from multiple Guinness spillages.
Anyone who's Irish Danced on the bar with Guinness in one hand and Jameson in the other.
Anyone who hates Guinness - so I can laugh that you can't handle it.
Anyone who's triple-fisted Guinness and finished them all.
Anyone who considers Guinness to be a type of currency.