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Al

I am here for Friends

About Me


I really wonder who would read this to find out about me and think 'hmmm he's pretty cool, i'll friend him!' but who knows. My name is Alex but most people call me Al and some call me Mothafucka! I'm 19 and i'm currently a starving poor cartoonist. I'm a student at the School of Visual Arts. I love movies. I love to draw. I'll say i'll draw a tatoo for you but i won't do it since i'm a lazy ass! Hanging out with my boyz is the shiznit. We dont really know how to have good times but we know how to sometimes AHAHA! I like to drink. I hate when guys say 'i love girls'...so do fuckin rapists you fuckin dicks! I like girls and try to be nice to them becuase i know they go through much worse shit then guys, except level four in Max Payne 2, that shit is hard man! I have a girlfriend and her name is Nicole. She is the most special thing in my life, next to popeye's chicken #3 meal, its still a debate. HAHA jk babe. You know you're on my A-list. how YOU doin? She's my favorite girlfriend i've had and i emphasize the MY cuz if any of you tit hungry mutherfuckers EVER even look at her, i'll , as they say in the states, "take care of business". I like to read existential books. I love history. I like to play pool but its been a while. I like to laugh at really dumb things. People think i'm immature and dumb cuz i am AHAHA! "oh and i love music!" shut the fuck up, who doesn't? someone who's def even likes music like Beethoven. He loved it so much he placed his teeth on the piano and felt the vibrations. I like classic rock, heavy metal, reggae mon!, ambience sounds, jazz is good, the sound of a Colt .45 being gripped with leather glove is damn good believe it or not. I'm an easy going guy, thats from my mom's side. I do get mad at times and thats from my dad's side. I love relaxing and having small talk. I think small talk is one of the finer, cheaper jewels of life. I like to be happy and optimistic. Its hard to be those sometimes but I try. I love anything thats crime related, like movies and comics. I love Spaghetti Westerns. Clint is the man. I love 70's cop/caper thrillers. I love Henry Silva in 'Sharky's Machine', very underated film. I can go on and on about movies. they're great. "falling down" was great. So if you like me by the time you read all this then you're full of shit cuz i could be a fuckin terrorist sucking you in you fucking idiot. thats why america is a target. everyone here is fuckin la-la land with our I-pods and blogs meanwhile a fuckin AK-47 is pointed at our grandmothers. fuck you!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


the dali lama so i can arm wrestle his ass!

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I've already met the girl of my dreams.



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