So what would you like to know...? Well, I have a doctorate in underwater archeology, with a double-masters in theology and parapsychology. I have 3rd degree black belts in Jujitsu, Taekwondo, and kick boxing. I'm currently working on a quantum computer circuit that will herald in a new age in super-computing. I have patents pending on an anti-aging formula (I'm not really 30, but much much older - and I'm the last living survivor of the Titanic!) I converted my car to run on poop and sunshine. I can stop my heart for 15 minutes and hold my breath for an hour, and only get a slight headache afterwards. I can defy gravity. I am the reincarnation of Roman Emperor Augustus Caesar, Michaelangelo, Oscar Wilde, and that guy who invented the bicycle chain. In 1997 I won the Nobel Peace Prize for genetic engineering by successfully cross-breeding a dog and cat to create the perfect pet. I can trace my genealogy back to King Louis IV and I'm related Madonna, Celine Dion, and Camilla Parker-Bowles. And finally, I know how and when the world will come to an end (hint: don't wait too long to take up sky-diving!). So, I guess that's me in a nutshell. Don't be intimidated by all that stuff 'cuz I'm really just your average dude. ;-)
