Bender

Hi my name is Bender Bending Rodriguez AKA Super King AKA Robot Santa for a night AKA the star of All of My Circuits, but you better just call me Bender. I was created in Tijuana, Mexico by the old geezer Professor Hubert Farsworth in the year 2998. I have the crappiest job working with the crappiest people. I am the cook for the Planet Express Delivery Company. It sucks that I have a 6 year old body and a 1057 year old head, but Oh well. I love to drink, steal, lie, smoke, gamble, and I LOVE ladies. I have 8 senses two of theme are my gaydar, and my smision. My semi secret aspirations are to become a magician, a famous chef, or a folk singer, tell anyone and I will easily kick your ass and steal your wallet. I rely on my superior mighty robo-logic to get me through the day. I was once god of a bunch of creepy little people, but that got boring after awhile. I was also a dad of 12 little orphans, but got rid of them after I got arrested. I am the only real Bender, all the others are fakers who have no lives.