Beginnings |
Sometimes it's hard for me to do simple things like go to Walmart and pick up some simple supplies and such. There's just this overwhelming sense of jealousy which is cast toward me and my shini...
Posted by Nate Danger on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:29:00 PST |
Get your head out of your ass! |
I've always been a fan of the expression "Get your head out of your ass!"The literal interpretation does not create the most alluring picture in your head, but I think the meaning behind the words shi...
Posted by Nate Danger on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:38:00 PST |
The system is down. |
My 360 has finally bitten the dust.And left behind the shallow shell of an empty man.There is no Halo 3 left for me to play.Only (X) agonizing weeks until it is repaired.When my life consisted of work...
Posted by Nate Danger on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST |
How to be a REAL MAN!!! |
I'm often approached as I walk down the street looking way cool, "Nate, hey Nate! How do I become a REAL MAN such as yourself?" I look down at these sad deluded souls who seek the machones...
Posted by Nate Danger on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST |
We are all born slaves to the system. |
"The things you own end up owning you." -Tyler DurdenMan, that guy is my hero, even if he's just the embodiment of everything ...
Posted by Nate Danger on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:04:00 PST |
Nate Danger; And the Quest fot the Haloz |
That's right, the next big movie franchise will be the Nate Danger series. Think along the lines of Indiana Jones, except less archeologist and more Vikingologist.It's true, I'm a grown man who'...
Posted by Nate Danger on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:43:00 PST |
Sweet Jesus! A blog! |
Actually, I'm going to write one tomorrow. Don't you worry though, it's all meticuously planned out in my head, I wrote it there on my way home tonight. Until then, I am otherwise engaged....
Posted by Nate Danger on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:55:00 PST |
Insomnia, Hobos, and Zombies. |
For the most part you take sleep for granted until all of a sudden it becomes an ordeal to actually commit your mind and body to the task. As of late, this has become my issue, an imability to a...
Posted by Nate Danger on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:05:00 PST |
Five Signs you May be a Douche |
I got such an excited responce from that last blog that I thought I'd continue along the same line of thinking for this one and further enlighten you misguided souls as to the secrets of Douche-bagger...
Posted by Nate Danger on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:34:00 PST |
The secrets of women finally revealed! |
I've determined this through rigorous research into the inner mental workings of the fairer sex. Women only want a guy that doesn't want them, once they know that the man wants them they know it...
Posted by Nate Danger on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:56:00 PST |
