What Should Your Job Be Tonight? |
YOUR TARGET
YOUR FAKE JOB
SAMPLE LINE
NOTES
· Anyone with a weakness for children
· Librarians
Schoolteacher
"And all this time I thought I was teaching THEM&"
Caution: you may...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 00:08:00 GMT |
Rock, Paper, or Scissors...Choose Carefully. |
I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER....I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS...BUT THERE'S NO WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK!!WHAT?!?! IS PAPER SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP ITSELF AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMOBI...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:10:00 GMT |
Your Myspace Photo and What It Says About You |
I'm fully guilty of one these. Do you know which one? Are you guilty too?
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 14:53:00 GMT |
Kids Stuff |
If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with whe...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 23:31:00 GMT |
Super Powers |
Do you ever have moments when you think you may have spontaneously developed a super power? This happens to me a lot. For example, the other day I heard some sounds in the distance and my first though...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:13:00 GMT |
Lick My Bells |
Earlier this week I had the good fortune to consummate yet another legendary chapter in the Story of Andrew when I tongued the rim of the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia. Relevant factoid: I have now lic...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 20:56:00 GMT |
ANDREW'S GUIDE TO GAMBLING |
It's not gambling when you know you're going to win, and if you play long enough, eventually you will win. That's a fact. Learned it from a friend who OWNS a casino. Here's my guide to successful gamb...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 20:52:00 GMT |
