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mortar men and rocketeers

About Me

I like peppermint stick ice cream. My radiators sound like monsters. I dance in my bed. When I was 13 (or so) I saw the Mothman; it may have been the New Jersey Devil.I don't live in New Jersey.I like staining my shirts, and sleeping with bowls of ice cream.Speaking of such...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Movies, co-pilots for bombing runs, propaganda ministers, liars, whores, and cheaters.I would also like to meet every memory that I have forgotten,missing time, and the alien that probed me.

My Blog

blap

BlargeI intended on looking for something on the intrawebs, but I forgot. Things are good, despite fragments and the whatnot. I'm on the dean list again; blah blah blah. Hmmm, semi-colon use...could t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:58:00 GMT

Look at me

I finally had a donut. I just dropped a plastic spoon on my hardwood floor. Timmy asked me to the prom today.My goal for the summer is to make my body 90% muscle and 10% motor oil.I need a snorkel -- ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:01:00 GMT

radish

I was digging for radishesand I found wordsloosely tied togetherstill caught up in rootsstill caught up in timereaching for wine I grabbed waterreaching for solitude I found lovemaybe I had and contin...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:19:00 GMT

Cupcakes

"Damn it feels to be a gangsta" -- makes me smileDonuts are rolling out of my grasp and into my dreamsA yellow bottom newt is swimming towards meits the size of censorshipmidget gangstas are becoming ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:18:00 GMT

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I wanted it to go herebut then I forgotMy Ambien wants to wash itself with some teaSo, okand we’ll see...(4:36 a.m.)hmm, thinking about my port removalI’m also thinking about Lisa :)Matt s...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:59:00 GMT

Overheard in my Social and Political Philosophy Class

GIRL: "Mussolini was a bad ass guy too."GUY: " He was that Italian guy, right?"Cripes
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:21:00 GMT

Choices

I'm gonna gamble on the newer road; it feels right, and fuck that small part of my mind.
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:21:00 GMT

Dancing

I like dancing in my living room.
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:12:00 GMT

my name

Matthew RyanMatthew Ryan
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:52:00 GMT