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Brenna Bombshell

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm Brenna.
I Do Some Bitchin' Makeup.
I'm a BOMBSHELL
I'm fucking plastique
I carry a Zippo
I have plenty of piercings
I'm rad as hell
I WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU
My FAMILY Means Everything to Me
I'm Manipulative
I Live in MANATEE county
I Can Sing Like a Fucking Angel
I Read ALL the Time
I'm an Artist
I Have Big Gauges...
And An Even Bigger Ego
I Love Horoscopes and Tarot Cards
I Cook Pretty Well
I Only Like Talking on the Phone to Two People...Chances Are, You're Not One of Them
My Favourite Scents are Coconut, Lime, and Sweet Pea
I was Born in April
I Love Polar Bears
I Obsess Over Sushi
I daydream
I have the best cats in the world- Voodoo/Molitov
Zombie Movies=Love
I Like All Kinds Of Music
I Have Scars
My AIM is DOLL LOVES YOU
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.. September 20th, 2007

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I love to meet people with something to offer...

Hairstylists, Models, Photographers, Make-up Artists, Musicians, Record Label Execs, Directors, Actors, Prodigies, Store Owners......
I'm always looking for a connection.

If you're looking for a connection with me, read over a couple of my blogs. You'll get a look inside my head and realize that you're probably not cool enough to be my friend.

I do not associate with people who...

•Type Shorthand
•Are Ignorant
•Want to Fuck and Leave
•Are Not Intelligent
•Live With Their Parents
•Don't Hold Doors Open For Me
•Are Close-Minded
•Do Not Do Any Recreational Drugs
•Abuse Animals or Women
•Live Their Life According to Celebrity Standards
•Whistle
•Have No Talent
•Are Ugly

Those are my standards. If you don't like them, its because you can't live up to them. Why else would it offend you?
I am plastique.

My Blog

Got a Zombie problem?

The year is 2013, a virus has spread across the world over the past three years, contaminating 7 out of 10 people. Those with a natural immunity to the virus are hunted by the infected, who unli...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:39:00 GMT

Go ahead, call me a racist.

WHY ARE WHITES CONSIDERED RACISTS?I have been wondering about why Whites are considered racists,and no other race is.Proud to be White Michael Richards makeshis point...Michael Richards better known a...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 07:54:00 GMT

We can swim any day in November

So I'm an involuntary anorexic, I'm bipolar, and I have gastroperesis.  Its just not fair.  But it doesn't really bother me at all because of the meds I'm on, but it fucking SHOULD bother me...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 12:05:00 GMT

Of Montreal

and Say Anything always make me feel better.oh, so do other crazy things.someone should fucking TALK TO ME BEFORE I LOSE IT.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:50:00 GMT

DHS Projects Real ID Will Cost $23 Billion

REAL ID.A National Identity Card.With 3 levels of security, including microchips.So the government knows what you're doing, knows where you're going, can raise taxes again, and keep tabs on every citi...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:55:00 GMT

This time last year...

I was living in my car... I had just gotten kicked out of the place I was living, and I was stuck addicted to a few substances, with no money, and no real friends... I was driving around trying to fin...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:12:00 GMT

This is REAL

filling me up. about to burst. overflowing my cup. i fear the worst. a word lettered four thought id never behold whats this in store always ive been so cold numbing myself to the pressures ive known ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:26:00 GMT

RUM SONG, Yarrr!

Verse 1. I want some some some RUM RUM RUM! Yum Yum Yum!!! Til Tomorrow my poor Bum Bum Bum.... Because the Rum Rum Rum... Runnnnns Right Throoooouuughhhh Meeee......     Terry, You're UP!
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 14:39:00 GMT

Shallow is as Shallow Does

So, Here's the Dilly o. I show all these awesome pictures of me with my hair and makeup and stuff done, and blah blah blah, and everyone wonders how the magic happens!!! Well, in this detailed, step-b...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:24:00 GMT

FUCK ’THE MAN’

They tell you how fucking imperfect you are by societies standards.   Fuck 'them'. that faceless, nameless entity. 'They' hide behind normalcy. Defending the flawless. Pointing out the peasants ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:00:00 GMT