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Chris

I don't have an M.D. or Law degree. I have a bachelors in kicking ass and taking names.

About Me

I love to beat off to this picture above, I do so with my feet up in the air. Nothing makes me happier then a massive load of horse ejaculant to bathe in. My favorite thing to give to girls is the sand paper condom, if you ever hang out with me you'll get to try it. If you'er lucky, fat/dead and have no morals. I also really enjoy sneaking in to my parants room when they are sleeping in the middle of the night. Strip down naked and flex my muscles while I moan and sigh like a little toddler cum junkie finally getting a bottle of his favorite

My Interests

Some of my interests include mutual masturbation with under age children. Also I find it fun to degrade people that are worse off then me. I live by one rule and one rule only, you can't rape the willing and nothing is more willing than the dead, or maybe wildlife, babies, hobo's, mom's and dad's (regular, grand, great grand, etc.), ziplock sandwich bags filled with lotion and intrails fresh out the microwave so they are nice and warm.

I'd like to meet:

I would really like to "meat" my mom, toddlers, freshly spiked baby seals, human babies. Some of the people I would like to meet are: Micheal Jackson, R Kelly, John Wayne Gacy, Mike John, Lucas, the father of beastiality (801-859-6293) If you're interested in making some films or would like some panflits on the subject for yourself or friends and family just give him a call.girls with low self esteem

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