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Homer Simpson is my hero.

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About Me


So make sure you love
Like you've never been hurt
And when you dance, dance
Like there's no one watching you
My greatest gift to you
Is a dance floor
Free from insecurity.
♥These are the four most important people in my entire life.♥
♥You should be completely jealous they aren't yours.♥
Yo, the name's Tara,
and I want to sexually molest Johnny Knoxville and Brandon Boyd, no lie.
I smoke marlboro lights and drink like a fish.
Most people think I am on crack 24-7.
I love the chicken dance.
I have a most likely UNhealthy obsession with Pulp Fiction... hands down, my FAVORITE movie of all time.♥
You will either love me or hate me,
there is no middle ground.
I believe VERY strongly, in living life to the fullest.
And with no regrets. Always go for it.
I'm a red headed freckled faced freak.
and pale as hell. I'm tall.
I am always there for all of my friends and family.
Contrary to popular belief, I am pretty awesome.
I have horrible A.D.D. && a bad case of random.
I'm really fun. And not at all judgmental.
I love to hear and tell stories. I repeat myself, a lot sometimes.

I am so easily amused it's ridiculous.
I'm loud. I'm crazy.
I don't change for anyone, no matter who you are.
I don't lie. I laugh a lot and love life.
I am ridiculously obsessed with movies,
and say lines from movies all the time..
most of the time not even knowing it.
I don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks about me.
What you see is what you get don't like it, your loss.
I have OCD, pretty bad.. and crazy arachnophobia.
I get overly excited about the littlest things
and under excited about the big things. The weirdest
things that people ignore are the things that mean
the absolute world to me.
I've probably eaten more Chinese food than a
Chinese person, and more Chicken than a Black Man.
I party a lot, and most likely have a drinking problem.
I am a smoker, get over it.
I'd fucking kill for a Slurpee.
I neverever think before I speak.
I don't give second chances.
I find the weirdest things cute.
I drink a lot of green tea.
I’m veery sarcastic and blunt. I work a lot.
I love art, and creativity.
Do not tell me that your friends && family are cooler/better
than mine, you'll just be lying to yourself.
I’m very animated, more in real life than just my pictures. I love video games.

I promise, you will never meet another person like me
in your entire life, yeah.I think the most
beautiful thing about a
person is their flaws.
Patrick Ryan says: Dude i dont need to say shit cuz im the poop and your the poop and we just make up the goopest of the poopest!
Aaron says: DUDE! you're kool kid kyle's sister! and you agree with a lot of things i say so uh...you're awesome like my older sister. lol. you saw me buy gum once. :/ lol.
Laura says: you're a beautiful person who cares very much about her family.
AJ says: red heads are the freakiest in bed...
Christy says: Tara is the coolest most awsomest redhead I've ever met!
Stephanie [my irreplaceable neighbor] says: Tara...wow how can i explain tara i really am not sure but she is the funnest, silliest, most beautiful love, and best nieghbor...she's herself no matter what!!! and i think she'll agree with me when i saw we've gotten a lil closer in time...I LOVE YOU TARA!!!
"Kahsem" says: ok i say your hot.
Courtney Jo says:
tara is: Grand
Breathtaking
Splendid
Remarkable
Amazing
Awe-inspiring

Elizabeth says: TARA is the friggin raddest redhead freckle faced kid EVER. and I love her like WHOAAA. annd germany kids rock. :)
Tiffany says: she's all grown up now. gorgeous and a kick in the ass.
[to be continued..]

My Interests


My best friend Patrick Ryan,
is better than you.
He is one of the very few persons
in my entire life that I can NOT live without && I miss us terribly:

"i need you here cuz your my favorit drug....
and i still want to marry you"
I love this kid, more than anyone or anything.

Top Ten Reasons Why Pirates Are Better Than Ninjas

1. Pirates are immortal.
2. Pirates can grow facial hair, Ninjas cannot.
3. Pirates Swear alot.
4. Ninjas are gay.
5. Pirates have cool hats, ninjas have lame robes.
6. Jesus was a pirate.
7. Pirates have tattoos and piercings and are bad-ass.
Ninjas do not because they suck.
8. Pirates steal shit.
9. Pirates have Guns.
10. Pirates Drink Rum.

I'd like to meet:



A guy who makes me laugh

constantly, and lets me

be the odd person I am.

Annnd them:

Zacahriah Quade Barbee.

Jimy Cecchini. [Grime]

Joshua Michael Woodward.

you should totally... Click this and leave me a comment.

Music:

I like to rock out.
Music needs to be injected in my veins, everyday.

I'M OBSESSED WITH THESE LYRICS..............

I'd give anything I have to walk a day in my old shoes. Wondering what my first smoke would be like, my first fuck, my next fuck up. The next band that would change my life, and it changed my life, and it changed my life.

Movies:

I'm fucking ridiculously obsessed with movies.

My all time favorite movie would have to be:

Heroes:



My friends are heros,
they own guns,
and save lives.
We love and miss all you guys, terribly!
You wish your girlfriends were hot like mine:
Tonya&&&Brittany,
I owe you everything
you have no idea.

My Brittany&&Tonya&&Jamie, I don't know what I would do, where I would be, and how lame life would be without you guys. There are no words for how much I love you all, and no words to describe what kind of hurt I will cause on someone who EVER dare fuck with any of you, best believe.
I miss you sooo much Constance [girl on the left], I love you dearly. And no I have never and will never forget about you, you're my favorite.
These people mean the world to me:
You should be jealous your brothers aren't mine.
I'm so fucking serious.
Tyler, bestbrotherever.
Kyle, bestbrotherever.
Kalani
Amberwifey♥
My Best friend Megan, is better than you.
Parick Ryan &&& Kristen Anthony I fucking love them.
Adam Golden, BFF.
Mmmmmmm, Slurpee.
And of course, my main sqeeze:

My Blog

I appreciate you, and everything youve done for me.

Wheather you are in my past, present, or future... you are forever stuck with me. I'll be that annoying person in your ear till the day you are no longer on this earth, and even in the after lif...
Posted by Homer Simpson is my hero. on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:16:00 PST

New Years Thoughts and Resolution.

HAPPY FREAKIN' NEW YEAR!I look at New Years as a time where everyone in the whole world gets to mentally start off new. The New Years is what YOU make of it people.It will be shitty if you make it shi...
Posted by Homer Simpson is my hero. on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:37:00 PST

I miss this, more than anything in the world.

I cannot tell you how much I miss these days.There are NO words. You feel me? For real dudes. :(...
Posted by Homer Simpson is my hero. on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:51:00 PST

Twenty random people. You know who you are?

1) List 20 things that you want to say to 20 different people, but never can or never will.2) Don't say who they are.3) Never discuss it again.4) No order. Just random. TO PERSON NUMBER ONE: You're my...
Posted by Homer Simpson is my hero. on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:52:00 PST

Mr. Z. Q. Barbee

Is one creative motherfucker.A dear friend of mine, and pretty much just sent me the most amazing comment ever! You're the freaking tits my friend. I don't even care if this was late either.XOXO...
Posted by Homer Simpson is my hero. on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:28:00 PST

The good, the bad, and the ugly... but fabulous.

So, here's some pictures from this weekend.I know I'll be taking much more every weekend, I've been slacking like a mofo.I'm so excited that I got to see Josh and Gregasaurous this weekend too!And Sil...
Posted by Homer Simpson is my hero. on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

g'head. any and everything.

ask me anything. i'll answer here in my blog. i'll respond to all. ask anything you'd like. doesn't matter what or how many times or questions, i'll answer....
Posted by Homer Simpson is my hero. on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:28:00 PST

Boyfriend Application.

previously  posted---October 3rd, 2005. Just copy.. paste and fill out if you would like this once in a life time oppertunity.=) Taras Boyfriend Application She added on to the stupid one everyo...
Posted by Homer Simpson is my hero. on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 02:13:00 PST